This Is The FIRST Thing That Came To Mind Watching This

Me, drinking water: This is for you, Logan Sanders.

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

liza voice + image coming out of that crystal at the end was hilarious to me because we’re just shown a quick montage of several youtubers just DYING but then liza pops up looking joey dead in the eye like,

omg i choked dbdbd

At the risk of all my credibility as a person being thrown out the window because I genuinely enjoy Steven Universe, I need to say this.

The military in Steven universe doesn’t represent nazis. Genocide literally isn’t the theme of this children’s show. The only overarching theme related to actual militia is War Is Bad.

SU is about breaking cycles of abuse, not pulling yourself in a million directions to please those around you, and making your purpose in life to make yourself happy and surround yourself with supportive people who love you. It’s also about being critical of those you love, and sometimes supporting them while they actively try to change and grow from their pst mistakes.

Life on other planets being destroyed isn’t meant to represent some kind of active genocide. It’s individuality being stretched and worn out until only what the abuser (the diamonds, more specifically white diamond) wants to see and hear is left.

Steven isn’t some kid that wants to be buddy buddy with dictators, he’s a child that sees how his mother was beaten down and abused and wants to mend the bond with his family that couldn’t be fixed before new perspectives were brought into play.

Blue Diamond is a parent who swears she’s doing right by her child because tough love (emotional abuse) is necessary to protect them, Yellow Diamond is a parent who is afraid of anything out of the “ordinary” being a sign of her failure and so treats her child unjustly and gets physically abusive in order to “fix” the problem, White Diamond wants a clean slate, someone who will do and act as she says because of her own inferiority complex and the need for everything to always be perfect. These are all people that children & teens & adults have to deal with, and the biggest arc on the show being Steven demanding that everyone be treated as an individual deserving of love and growth is such a huge thing to show on television.

What widespread kids show have you ever seen so clearly outline abusive behaviors and the thoughts and feelings behind both victim and abuser? How many people do you think have been forced to realize they can and should be treated better, and maybe their own treatment of the people they love has been warped by their own abuse?

If you look at the show through this lense of healing and doing better by children, rather than the popular “Diamonds are Nazis” lense, the show is chock full of messages of self love, distancing your emotions not being a solution to every issue, and other related things.

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

RB IF YOU SUPPORT HER

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOD

I JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE AND HOLY

FUCK

sorry kiddies, no censoring here, BUT

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS SO DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU

YOU KNOW

DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED

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THIS EPISODE WAS A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE FROM START TO FINISH

I MEAN

WE ALREADY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO START OFF WITH THE ZOMBIES

AND IT DID

BUT THE ZOMBIES, NAMELY CAROLINE, WERE ACTUALLY SIGNIFICANT TO ONE OF THE CHALLENGES

I REALLY LIKE THAT BECAUSE SOME MIGHT’VE VIEWED THE ZOMBIES ONLY BEING THERE TO CHASE AFTER THE GUESTS, BUT THEY HAD A PURPOSE

ANYWAY

I LOVED THE TEAMWORK THAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN JOEY, MATT, AND NIKITA

I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN THE REMAINING 3 IN THE FINALE WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU CAN REALLY SEE THEIR DETERMINATION TO GET OUT OF WHATEVER HELLHOLE THEY WERE TRAPPED IN UNTIL DAWN

ALSO

I’M SO GLAD THEY GAVE A BIT MORE OF A BACKSTORY TO THE BLONDE WOMAN AND ASIAN MAN FROM THE SAE WHO NOW HAVE NAMES:

JAEL AND RYN

AND I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO BE THE ONES BEING REVIVED

BUT THANK GOD THEY WERE

OR ELSE JOEY, MATT, AND NIKITA WOULDN’T HAVE MADE IT OUT

BUT WHEN THEY “DIED” FOR A SPLIT SECOND I WAS SO SHOOK LIKE HOW THEY GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN DIE TWO SECONDS LATER SKSJSKSK (Nikita said the same thing about Matt lmao)

But then they came back and SLAYED THE CARNIVAL MASTER

Well, only Jael did

Rip Ryn

ALSO (i say also a lot lol)

I WAS TALKING TO @team-detective-etn TWO (THREE?) DAYS AGO ABOUT THE VOTING CARDS HAVING WRITING ON THE BACK AND WHETHER THEY WERE SIGNIFICANT OR NOT

AND WE DISMISSED IT (well, technically it was my fault because the screenshots that showed the cards having writing on them only showed the words “with the power” and “the harp and strum it twice” and i assumed that it was about when the harp was used in bringing Matt back to life. my bad haha)

BUT APPARENTLY THEY WERE EXTREMELY SIGNIFICANT

IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE CARDS, JAEL AND RYN WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BROUGHT BACK (the cards showed instructions on how to revive “fallen champions”)

Btw, when Joey, Nikita, and Matt read “fallen champions,” they were so shocked. They probably thought their friends were coming back and so did I

Speaking of Matt, HE DID SO MUCH FUNNY AND/OR STUPID STUFF THIS EPISODE

He was still hung over the fact that Teala didn’t do much in one of the older challenges anD HAD THE AUDACITY TO DISS HER EVEN THOUGH SHE’S DEAD

He then said ‘rest the dead’ or something like that lmao gET OUT

He really started telling Joey this whole story about how he’s good at tying knots bOY I LOVE YOU BUT HUSH

hE BARRICADED THE DOOR WITH A CHAIR TO KEEP THE ZOMBIES OUT (which was smart) BUT BACKFIRED ON JOEY

He got captured by the zombies real quick

Despite all this, Matt was still our favorite detective, he pulled his weight very, if not extremely, well this episode, he, in a sense, took care of Joey and Nikita, and, even though they were under a TON of pressure, found opportunities for some light-hearted humor and was super nice to Joey and Nikita (which was great considering the “beef” Matt and Nikita had)

Alsoooo

Here are some of the last few things said by Joey, Matt, and Nikita before they got to ‘Escape the Night’ (I think it’s obvious who said what):

“Tonight I found the strength, this will to fight, and I think that’s something, even in a twisted way, that has been a gift from this town”

“I’m going to miss Manny”

“I’m going to miss Ro”

“I have one last person I need to save: Blanche”

“I never knew I had such good friends”

“What I want more than anything, at this point, is a way to make all the wrongs I did, right

BUT WHAT SHOOK ME THE MOST

WAS THE ENDING

I MEAN THE ENDING, ENDING

WHEN HE PICKED UP THAT CRYSTAL AND IT STARTED SHOWING GUESTS FROM SEASONS 1, 2, AND 3?!

SHANE

LELE

DESTORM

GABBIE

ALEX

COLLEEN

LIZA

BUT LIZA’S APPEARANCE WAS DIFFERENT ‘CAUSE SHE WAS “TALKING” TO JOEY THROUGH THE CRYSTAL AND SAYING THEY NEED HIM TO SAVE THEM JSKSHSSJJS

OH

ONE LAST THING:

HIS SMIRK

“There’s definitely something more I have to do, and I need to figure out what it is”

And thus concludes my last ETN theory on the last episode of this wonderful season

Props to Joey, Nikita, Matt, Manny, Rosanna, Safiya, Colleen, Teala, Roi, and JC for being such an incredible cast

They were really something this season

Props to the ETN team

The costume designers, makeup artists, the people who designed the guardians, the people who came up with the storyline, the people who made the puzzles, the camera crew, etc.

Props to the actors and actresses for all the characters like the people who were guests at the carnival before any of the madness happened, Calliope, Mortimer, the Clowns, the Snakewoman, Benjamin, the Strong Man, his girlfriend, Veronica, the Twin Dolls, Willy, the Three Witches, Lucy, Demon Dog, the Zombies, and the Carnival Master

Season 3 of Escape the Night wouldn’t be the same without all those wonderful people

And I thank them for all they’ve done

But for now

Here’s to waiting for season 4!

TL;DR:

“Because no one truly escapes the night~

Oh, won’t you help me escape the night~

Oh, baby, help me escape the night~”

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)