When I Die I Wanna Be Resurrected As The Crab In The Bucket Of Crabs That Pulls The Other Crabs Back

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

Nothing beats a nice train ride in the countryside

Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

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my biggest enemy in any video game: full inventory

Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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