0ddjangles - Untitled

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

My sister is having another baby and I'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't an alligator.

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

dont worry baby we'll make this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome🫶

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)