"empowering Women By Sending Katy Perry To Space For 2 Minutes" Shut The Fuck Up. Samantha Cristoforetti

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

Wavy eye

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Hey btw, this is how I attach loops on fabric strips for belts, decorative straps, etc. Take a soda can tab, attach it to the loop with jewellery chain links, and then sew them both onto the inside of the fabric before sewing the seam shut.

My sister is having another baby and I'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't an alligator.