Reminder to go outside and breathe fresh air and look at the sky. This reminder has come from the corn, which has started talking to me because the midwest is haunted
SHEEEEEE
she <3
pink pepto mouth
not gonna keep on poopin
after pink pepto mouth
I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up
me saying “i love that” instead of “i love you” at the end of my sentences because i refuse to let it slip this early and “aw, you like the smell of citrus? i love you” is such a bad way to say it
just wanted all 8 of you who liked this to know that me and my best friend still say “is your peenie long” because of this
idk if this is actually funny or not but my target audience (me) was reached so thats all that matters
long guang
long guang
the economy is collapsing but at least we got old man minecraft yaoi
no i love that Mark Carney has appointed a minister of AI who has access to our economics and national security. no i think it’s great that the Canadian government is encouraging a surge of AI. this cannot possibly go wrong in any way shape or form! i’m actually really excited for AI to be inescapable at every turn of my life! this will definitely make our lives easier! thank god we have robots to do the pointless jobs that humans have burdened ourselves with!!
ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me
no relation to that other onion | 19 | they/he | how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon, you idiot
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