Having A Freeze Response To Stress Is So Funny In The Context Of Normal Adult Stressors. Millions Of

its the fucking signature dead wife scene

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

when you link on the click or click on the li-

he is celebrating something (which is why he is dressed very fancily)

if you’re under 17 but older than 6, no you’re not. those aren’t real ages. made up ages. propaganda ages. made up to sell more plastic or something

kim, there are people that are dying

here’s a hot take: Lily Tino wouldn’t be so “annoying and evil” if people were more accepting towards trans women. i can’t be the only one who can understand her frustration. as far as i’m aware, her only “crime” is getting upset when people misgender her. she probably wouldn’t be getting as upset as she does if there was a level of basic respect towards trans people. of course, a lot of the employees she’s getting upset with are very apologetic and will often times immediately correct themselves, but i think it’s totally fair for her to be like “…? seriously..? you can’t tell that i’m trying to present myself more femininely…?”

dear GOD

my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses

me when i wake up to 14 unread messages from her, several story likes, AND i can finally stare at her face

totally agree that we need a minister, my issue is the prioritization of AI.

no i love that Mark Carney has appointed a minister of AI who has access to our economics and national security. no i think it’s great that the Canadian government is encouraging a surge of AI. this cannot possibly go wrong in any way shape or form! i’m actually really excited for AI to be inescapable at every turn of my life! this will definitely make our lives easier! thank god we have robots to do the pointless jobs that humans have burdened ourselves with!!

I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project