You’re Forgiven But Only Because You Were Also In The Trenches So I Understand

How many dives do you think it took Lu Guang to perfect his basketball game

All my coworkers like me so so so so much!!!!!!!! They believe I am normal, which is true, because I am

if being friends with me were an establishment i would give myself 0stars but would also highly recommend just for the experience

every so often i get reminded that terfs are inherently misogynistic/lesbophobic and it makes me chuckle quite a bit

showed my homie link click

he is riding a bicycle through a field of flowers with his friend muffin

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

he is appreciating his mother on mother's day

here’s a retrospective stoned blerb about the minecraft movie (spoiler free):

honestly, it was okay. i liked how they really highlighted the importance of breaking standards and being creative in a society that punishes it, and how “gold” is what kills the spark for art. i thought the humour was stupid, but stupid enough to where i could laugh at/appreciate it. jack black was great as per usual. jennifer coolidge felt out of place and random but i thought her character was funny so i wasn’t necessarily mad at it. the cgi wasn’t phenomenal, but what can you expect from minecraft irl, i suppose. it could have been a lot worse. i liked the baby villagers. i thought the references were fun and it felt really nice to be apart of the audience. the plot was basically jumanji, but once again what can you expect. the pacing sucked ass, it was relatively hard to follow and it felt like a lot of conflict got solved in the most convenient ways possible. there were a lot of scenes that felt like they didn’t belong, or like they were in the wrong place. as far as game accuracy goes, there were moments where it was completely thrown out the window and times where they did it really well.

overall, i think it could have been better but i’m glad we got what we did. i wasn’t planning on watching the movie at all, but i’m glad my friends had an extra ticket so i could have the chance to see what it was all about. i think seeing it in theatres is what really made the movie for me, i’m not sure if i’d watch it on my own time.

my biggest issue is that jennifer coolidge didn’t play every villager.

it feels like i’m some sort of breaded chicken and life is a big scary man with an eating chicken addiction but i’m cursed to be every single form of breaded chicken that he eats and the breaded ones are his fav ):