Plo: Let Me See What You Have

no one is doing it like temuera morrison, he really got himself cast in a big tv show like that and did everything within his power to portray the character with as many specifically Māori traits as possible. actively encorportating the haka into how he fights? specifically requesting a weapon which could be wielded like a taiaha?? and then theres a whole section in the doco about how important using Māori culture in boba fetts character was. absolute fucking national treasure

I’m going to start drawing stuff for my fic so maybe, just maybe, this blog will start to have some semblance of direction ☠️

TALES OF THE JEDI | ON DISNEY+ OCTOBER 26TH, 2022 #TALES OF THE JEDI OFFICIAL TRAILER??? #I WAS NOT PREPARED #OH MY GOD YADDLE VS DOOKU PLEASE LET HER AT LEAST FUCK HIM UP #MACE AND DOOKU FRIENDSHIP THAT I HAVE BEEN WANTING FOR YEARS #QUI-GON AND DOOKU ANGST #ANAKIN AND AHSOKA SCENES HE’S TRAINING HER TO FIGHT AGAINST THE CLONES #OBI-WAN BRIEF APPEARANCES I’LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET #SCREAMING CRYING SHAKING THROWING UP ETC

Purge Trooper Cody finally finds Obi-wan on Tatooine and is about to Take the Shot til he sees obi chug caf straight from the caf maker and not go to bed for the following 25 hours and cody jusr motherhens himself out of the chips control with sheer willpower to get that dumbass to Sleep

this is so funny, like

purge trooper cody has a simple mission on tatooine and randomly sees obi-wan buying a plum or something at the market and goes full !!! gotta follow him

so he follows him to his hut and observes him for a while just to see obi-wan never ever going near is bed, eating junk and swallowing liters of coffee in a span of minutes and listen, cody could have killed him right there and then but he still has a minimum of honor so he can't just shoot a dehydrated idiot man who's in absolutely no condition to fight, so naturally he has to enter the hut and passive-aggressively cook that man a soup

obi-wan has no idea what's going on but he's vibing

Where do I sign to be part of the Wolfpack?

any clone in the 501st can’t lie… all they know is 79’s, clean they weapon, twerk, be bisexual, eat live bug, and die

TBH!!!!!!!!! Curse You!!!!!

Don’t own this

the clones think that anakins the wild one and obi wans calm and a bit uptight. until one day, when a bored anakin decides to prank obi wan. something stupid, like putting glue on his space spoon. the clones are mortified. but the next day obi wan mimics a krayt dragon to wake up (scare the shit out of) anakin. a prank war begins and it escalates rapidly. by the end, anakins hair is green and sparkly, obi wans beard is shaved off, and the 212th and 501st now understand: they’re both idiots

the new clones assigned to the 212th always say “wow general kenobi is so calm and collected, so reasonable, it’s almost soothing to be with him, what a great general to have” and then after two days general kenobi arrives in the mess deck half-clothed in pink and missing parts of his beard while shouting “gentlemen we are murdering someone today, I hope you’re all ready for a little treason” and the shinies are all “???” but Cody only sighs and says “general please we talked about this, we can’t kill general skywalker, please do it in your own free time if you really need to” 

i like that mando knows many languages and is respectful to other people but also he does kill people for money. he has a strong moral compass but no one really knows where its pointing

a bit more than bros, imma be real wit chu anakin...

i love how everyone simultaneously agrees that anakin’s just really oblivious. its a very funny headcanon and i like it 😫😫‼️

dialogue becuz i write my k’s really weird:

anakin: its about time since obi-wan found a good friend and im glad that that person is commander cody

anakin, motioning to obi-wan pulling cody in for a kiss: just look at them!

anakin: the bestest of bros