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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

seeing someone use she/her on canon male character is like seeing the sun shine thru the clouds btw

i get into a horrific car accident while carrying a crock pot full of meatballs in the passenger seat. at the hospital, the surgeons cannot sort out which chunks of meat are me and which are not, so I end up with several meatballs sewn into my guts. despite this I make a full recovery, and they elect not to remove the meatballs because quote 'they seem comfy in there.' i go on the talk show circuit and become moderately famous as The Meatballs Woman. when i die i am buried under a gravestone with meatballs carved on it. in the year 2438, a grad student from what is now Cambodia who is studying the late pre-collapse American Empire writes her thesis on this, concluding that I probably never existed and was a conflation of several real stories and urban legends. years later, a pop-history book wildly misinterprets this and several other things, arguing for the existence of a historic American religious pantheon including figures like The Meatballs Woman, Florida Man, Emperor Norton, etc. this book sells bizarrely well and inspires a new neo-pagan movement, which in turn leads to a weird shipping community, resulting in a small but vibrant scene of ABO fics featuring me and MrBeast (who in this context has been interpreted as a god of excess and trickery)

this chilling scenario is only one of the multiple reasons I am going to attempt to not crash my car today

the whole tiktok situation is EXACTLY why media literacy and education on propaganda is so important. the notifications about tiktok going down and then coming back use VERY propagandistic language, and with a literal fascist coming into power in the us tomorrow we need to be even more critical of the information we’re consuming and stay on the lookout for political stunts like this

I WANT HER SO BAD

Postal Dude: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Pyro: I wrote you a poem. Postal Dude, already crying: You did?

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

Romance and sexuality are optional parts of life. You can opt out, even for reasons as simple as you just don't like them or they don't interest you.

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

Gene Roddenberry said he had "great assets". Everything slutty Kirk does is confirmed to be fanservice lawl

why do captain kirk’s clothes always tear when he fights people? in the episode Court Martial s1e21 of The Original Series he’s literally fighting a guy in the same outfit and only his clothes tear??? why is he wearing tear away clothing like a stripper?????