They Should Invent A Cigarette That Gives You Vitamins And Hrt And Shit

The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

SERVER TOWERS ARE ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING THINGS AROUND. I USED TO TALK ABOUT THEM AS A CHILD WITH MY DAD, WHO WORKED AT A BANK. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THEY WORKED AND WOULD ASK ENDLESS QUESTIONS.

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

Double it and give it to the next person bro way too scared to confront a medical problem because what if I'm faking 💔

You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

BUBBLES MAKE ME SO HAPPY

WHEN THE ARTIST IS FIRE AND THEN YOU DISCOVER THEY GO AGAINST EVERY MORAL VALUE YOU HAVE EVER FUCKING HELD ON TO