1-ratking - RatKing

Tell me your aroace without telling me your aroace

Ill go first, my favorite disney movie is the 2012 film brave

wait a fucking second.

did they seriously change the title of a 14 year old video????

oh my fuckin God.

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

lol

castiel hammer alone requested by none

Jokes that make sense to no one but me

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

SPRING BREAK STARTS TODAY!!! It's only about a week this year, which sucks, but still!! A whole entire week of no school!! Is it too early in the year to go to the beach and sunbathe? Hm, probably. But it's probably not too early to go and get fancy cones of ice cream from the fancy sweets place that opened last week!

And if we tell Saiki about that new sweets place then he'll definitely want to hang out with us! Maybe we could convince him to walk around a nearby mall while we eat our ice cream, and then we could extend the amount of time we spend with him by shopping with him. Maybe he won't notice if we do it discreetly enough.

His clothes are normally pretty boring, but I've seen him wear some funky stuff now and then. Between that and his hairclips and green glasses, I think he's got a fun sense of fashion, even if it isn't the coolest. Maybe he doesn't show it much because he's afraid of getting dress-coded.

But then again, he's seen me get away with stuff like an eye patch and my bandages, so it's not like he doesn't have proof that he can get away with stuff. Maybe he's just low-key when it comes to expressing himself in general.

I can help with that, at least! I'll take him to Hot Topic and see what he picks, and then I'll buy it for him! He doesn't have to worry about the cost at all. He'd like that, right? And maybe I could buy a pair of whatever he chooses, so we could match! That'd be cool! We'd look like a boy band or a vigilante duo or something!

Nendou would have to shop elsewhere for clothes, though. If he put on a pair of skinny jeans he would rip them instantly, and not in a cool way. The guy's giant. I wouldn't want to accidentally flash my fellow beings of the night and Saiki with our gorilla friend's ass in the middle of Hot Topic.

Maybe we could get him a necklace or something and he'd be happy with that. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy to care about fashion that much.