Barty: Imagine bumping into you here. What a coincidence. The fates must be on our side.
Evan: You broke into my house.
- - -
Barty, eating cereal at the kitchen counter:
Evan, walking into the kitchen:
Barty:
Evan:
Barty: We need to stop meeting like this.
Evan: We can work on that.
Evan: Stop breaking into my house!
“Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.”
— Maya Angelou
“Love and friendship defy things like reason and logic, and for whatever reason, it just. feels. right."
Liam’s little quote under one of Orym’s playlist songs really got me
Be a Marauders fan, they said. It'll be fun, they said. For the record, I'm currently not laughing.
SEX IS NOT THE ONLY TIME YOU SHOULD FEEL LOVED, A REMINDER
when i see someone ship jegulus, i just know they serve cunt. like i just know they do. that’s why jegulus shippers get so much hate, because people who don’t serve cunt cannot handle people that do.
from bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to political fugitives on the run
“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you