Campaign 3 Opening Credits

so according to diodorus, the first hero cult to herakles was established by menoetius of opus. they'd been on adventures together, and after herakles died it was menoetius who insisted that he should be worshiped like a god from then on.

imagine patroclus going through life known as the son of that guy who's reallllllly intense about herakles

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

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“Damage doesn’t make you interesting or better. That’s bullshit. That’s not what makes you good. There’s no character to be found in damage.”

— Taliesin Jaffe, once more with the truth bombs holy shit

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

so what have we learned from the livestream?

Plot wise:

-Dema has Tyler (may or may not have Josh, if Josh is real at all. Choker would imply they have Josh, but if they had him they would probably want to show him off, not call him a “moron”)

-They try and show off their toy (presumably to make some money) but the Banditos crash the concert

-The Banditos are unsuccessful in their rescue attempt but they plant the seeds of yellow

-c!Tyler seems to have lost hope for himself- seems to be trying to help us?

Other details:

- The Bishops can look human but don’t always (implied that it’s more likely to fail if they’re injured or upset). They do not always look like old men.

- Sally = Sacarver? Can’t remember if the man was referred to by a name but he’s probably Lisden

- bishops eat people

- Red alarm

- The bishops aren’t just blind to yellow it incapacitates them

- c!Tyler isn’t totally brainwashed and he still remembers - It’s probably mostly physical control they have over him

- At least some of the songs are genuine. Never Take It for sure, possibly Saturday and Bounce Man.

Cool things:

- Trees played just before the Banditos broke in- signalling the end of the ‘concert’?

- Tyler was really sad and depressed until the Banditos showed up, when the songs turned joyous and powerful. The scene cut to the Bishops looking feral and beat-up, and cut back to normal, but there was yellow left, including tape on the drums and dragons on Tyler’s shirt. The songs were more resigned and sorrowful after that, but has more passion in them.

- The closest to an explicitly rebel song played was Chlorine.

- Most songs were not played in full

- Lisden stated his favorite song was Mulberry Lane, which also happens to be the most explicitly Dema propaganda song on the album.

- Heavydirtysoul played with Tyler looking very pleading

- Concert closed on the lines from Choker “I know it’s over/I was born a choker/Nobody’s coming for me, coming for me” uttered by Tyler as he sits down with the Bishops again, looking utterly depressed.

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

sirius: my mother didn't raise me to be a quitter

sirius: in fact, she didn't raise me at all

I’ve been making gay knights (and dames) collages on my phone at work