me: ok so you know harry potters dead dad?
therapist: i do
me: ok and you know harry potters godfathers emo little brother?
therapist: ...sure
me: theyre actually dating
therapist: can we please talk about your mental heal-
me: they kiss and stuff
*someone to ned*: are you taken?
Ned: yes bitch taken for granted
“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!
“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog
It’s okay if you don’t want to label yourself but please stop saying “labels are so unnecessary, we are all humans” because so many people have been struggling with their identity for a long time and need a word to hold onto, a group to belong to and people to look up to.
Lily thinking she has to work for love, but then she meets Pandora, who hates capitalism.
if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?
James and sirius dramatically singing Don't Go Breaking My Heart while reg and remus hide in embarrassment
New mission in life : read all the versions (and side stories) of Odyssey
You know what ? The idea that Odysseus discovered his mother's death by finding her ghost in the Underworld gains a new, even more sad dimension if you assume that Epic follows the canon prescribed by some interpretations of the Odyssey, because according to some version of the story, she didn't just die of grief - she died by walking into the sea after seeing Aeolus' storms blow Odyseus' ships away from shore
Not only did Odysseus' crew get him lost at sea yet again, but they also killed his mom