Winter Soldier Chaps

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

Alright so I've seen Captain America Brave new world yesterday and it's better than I expected actually, loved red Hulk and Sam's new wings but I kinda don't understand the plotline with Adamantium. Like I've seen it in dub so maybe it's not THE Adamantium but isn't it a man-made metal? Wolverine has that shi in his bones and I'm pretty sure that aliens didn't put it there so like why is Adamantium on a space island? Can someone explain because I'm feeling kinda off rn

this gif out of context is KILLING ME

why is Wilson so breathless 😭😭😭

Alright so I'm jumping from one show to another and I just started Dexter (on episode 4 rn) and that shi so funny. Don't wanna say 'he's just like me' but he's so fucking awkward. Like I get it, he's a psychopath but if the boot fits

The funniest part of Ekko going to the alt timeline is how he casually and accidentally reminds everyone of the most traumatic things to happen to them

Like imagine you go to your future-son-in-law's graduation party after presumably knowing him for years and just not seeing him for a couple months and the FIRST thing he says to you is "remember when your husband tried to fucking murder you" LIKE???

Also, imagine your bf/situationship/lab partner/ best friend, who has spent time with you nearly every day for years and KNOWS how your sister died just starts suddenly being like "Your sister died? How did it happen? DID YOU MURDER HER?"

I love you Ekko you are very smart but "reading the room" is not one of your many skills lmfao