I Feel Like If Hanahaki Disease Was Real In The House MD Universe There’d Be A Whole Episode About

Sorry

inspired by @deadpanwalking from a previous columbo in space:

"The Outlaw and The Bounty Hunter"

Designs from my boyfriend and I's cowboy au.

I've had this in my files forever because I wanted to do a Kickstarter for standees but hooo boy could not figure out how to do that so anyhow I'll be ordering some of these guys in mid January if you want to message and discuss preorders! They'll be separate standees but there will be a bundle deal for both.

"All this digital art stuff, you know, it goes way over my head. But my wife, y'see, she has this cousin Lou. Now Lou's a real smart cookie, knows everything from Blender to Clip Studio, but the one thing they won't touch is AI. Says it wastes a whole lot of electricity for something that only looks good at a glance.

See, a computer, it can't think through things like a human can. You or I, when we look at a drawing of an apple, we can compare it to real apples we've seen. If you show us a drawing of some orange thing with spikes coming out every which way, well, we can tell you that sure doesn't look like an apple.

But a computer? All a computer can do is look at pictures of apples. And if you give that computer enough pictures of apples that are a little bit orange, or a little bit bumpy, well. It might just decide that spiky orange thing is an apple too. It takes a whole lot of pictures of apples to get the computer mostly good at guessing when things are apples or not.

Now, that's bad enough when you just want your computer to tell you what it sees. When you want a computer to make an image, though, that's where Lou says you really run into trouble. You put a piece of paper in front of me, give me a pencil, and tell me to draw an apple, it won't win any awards. But it'll be a new drawing. Nobody's ever drawn that exact same drawing the exact same way before.

But if you take your computer that's gotten pretty good at guessing when things are apples, and you tell it "okay, draw me an apple", it can't make a completely new drawing of an apple. Instead, it'll take the pictures you've given it and mash 'em together. Maybe, at the end, you won't be able to tell which pictures it used, but if you ask it for enough drawings of apples, you'll start seeing patterns...

I'm sorry, I'll get out of your hair. I know you have to get back to your painting.

Just one more thing... how many fingers does that man in the corner have?"

No because I was mad mad when he didn't say yes. Like brother same sex marriages weren't even legal at the time, that yes wouldn't have done anything

ngl, the fact that House didn't even say yes was the most shocking thing he's ever done. Like he would go through the goddamn miles just to cockblock his roommate but somehow draw the line on being proposed to. is this man even real??? and we call Wilson repressed

I just realised that I'm frfr am going to start new year being sick af, drinking and reading hilson fanfiction. 2025 is about to be fire

This is why the "shut up and take my money" meme exists.

Best. Advertisement. Ever.

I need at least a dozen. The fact they include 2 Wolverines but don't know why makes it even better.

And please zoom in on the detailed listing of "totally not cursed" box contents. You won't regret it.

House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)

In 97 I noticed how Logan always be next to Morph whenever possible, and I like to headcanon that he's become protective over them since certain incidents regarding laser beams and evil mind control and I am so here for protective bf Logan

Yes! Protective Logan is best Logan!

In my rewatch on 92 it made me feel so much when logan chased morph down and tried so hard to get through to them and being so careful not to actually use his claws on them, I felt the same concern as Logan when morph ran away.

In 97 I about died when they were reading Ororos note and it's on the monologue about love and it shows morph going to cheer logan up with his favorite, chips, beer, and a good play fight!

I just can't wait for the next season, its going to be so cute and they're going to tear my heart out I just know it.

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line