Keep Going Back And Forth Between These Two Headcanons:

Steven: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Marc, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations

Absolutely pivotal men in terms of the formation of who I am today thank you Charles and Erik

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hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.