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Lucy St Louis, though ( x )

Surprised and not disappointed

thinkin about aiaoy reprise…

erik be like christine is afraid of me because of my face. my brother in christ you kidnapped her

IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

Got done seeing the phantom of the opera on the west end and to put it lightly im a changed man. Expect an influx of phantom posts

monster that doesn’t know that it’s a monster because it’s never seen its own reflection, doesn’t understand why it’s feared. lonely creature only trying to love and be loved but it’s clumsy and doesn’t realize its power, doesn’t know it’s different. why don’t you love me. why are you scared of me. i’m just like you

Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.

I didn’t go to university for the education. I went for the corrupt mad scientist addicted to to unreachable knowledge aesthetic

My doctors told me I’m not allowed to drink coffee because it might give me a heart attack but I love doing it because it makes me feel bonkers yonkers. Absolutely hitty tittys. I could kill anyone and also I’m definitely the next Frankenstein but like worse

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

I love it when funny little 1800s scientist men go insane and are immoral. Fav genre

Enfield saying “ass” will forever be one of the highlights in the book. He did what no other man dared do.

Jekyll: [working]

Hyde in the back of his head: stick your hand into the chemical NOW!!!! For a good laugh. Drink the forbidden fruit punch.

Quincey Morris’ Proposal:

Oh hey khonshu what's up

For any concerned I’m working on this now

So if I were to do a ‘Jekyll and Hyde daily’ sort of thing. Would anyone subscribe. Asking for a friend.

no emails from johnny today he must be busy having fun with his new friend dracula !

Mina: I can’t wait to hear about my amazing boyfriend’s travels! I bet he’s having so much fun

Meanwhile, Jonathan:

I appreciate Dracula’s efforts in running a one man hotel

So if I were to do a ‘Jekyll and Hyde daily’ sort of thing. Would anyone subscribe. Asking for a friend.

When a reformatted Dracula is suddenly booming in popularity just as your trying to get your new Dracula script produced

inspired by this post made by @damerondjarin