🦎🦎🏴☠️🏳️🌈 | Actor, Writer, herpatologist | Xmen blog @charlesxavierssentientwheelchair
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Steven: *Sneezes*
Marc, from inside his head: Bless you.
Steven: God?
#the name is still Steven
moon knight fulfills my childhood obsession with ancient egypt and my adult obsession with oscar isaac
Steven: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Marc, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
Marc, ruthless mercenary who murders people for a living, upon realizing Gus The Fish has died and that will make Steven sad(der than he already is) :
"Frankenstein was the doctor" "Frankenstein was the real monster"
Wrong! Frankenstein was a college drop-out with a god complex and a medical textbook.
IF U DONT LOVE ME NOW- YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN
ofmd s2 predictions
-they play landslide by fleetwood mac
-izzy becomes more of a bastard <3
-izzy finally gets some dick
-spanish jackie x jim
-buttons gets a new bird but it's an albatross
-stede finds the red fabric. bonus points if he wears it
-calico jack returns
-john silver cameo
-they meet a swedish ship and the entire crew is played by the members of abba
-black pete heel turn after he finds out about lucius' death
-anne bonny and mary read are here and they are lesbians #lovewins
-there's a romeo & juliet moment where ed hears about stede's (fake) death and believes it
-ed and stede reunite at/near a lighthouse
they’re so into each other, its so embarrassing. i miss them a lot [ID in alt] (twitter)
the pathetic man renaissance
so if I understand this right, Moon Knight is about these two dudes that share a body who are just babysitting the third dude in the body
I swear to god if this show doesn’t end with Steven being a tour guide for that museum I’m going apeshit
Yeah, I watched Moon Knight this morning
“laters gators” bro i’m fucking crying right now actually shut the fuck up man im so serious i swear to god im crying im gonna fucking scream i-
An “Are They Gay?” YouTube video for Stede and Ed but it’s only two seconds long where the video starts you hear the word yes the video ends
sshhh, don’t wake them 💤
can't stop thinking about a text post I saw (but cannot find, sadly) that compared izzy hands from our flag means death to guillermo from WWDITS and said that they're basically almost the same character from a different perspective. because they're right. it's fucking me up.
anyone else thinking about lighthouses and suffering?
I know that a lot of you guys don’t check the Frankenstein tag, but I do, and there has been a recent uptick in posts tagged “Victor is the real monster” and it pisses me off.
I really DO NOT understand ppl that insist on making guillermo this sweet innocent little scrimblo baby or whatever. why would you even want that when the canon version of him is so much more fun and objectively better. guillermo is fundamentally deranged and fucked in the head and he is the best character on television because of it
I posted this to the wrong account but I’m not typing it again
Getting my plays published is amazing but like. I’m living in a fandom of one. Blorbos from my shows is really from MY shows and nobody knows about him. I was promised a fandom I want to talk about my boys
what we do in the shadows is great because it begs the question "what if immortality made you stupid"
i like that guillermo has killed people but hes still shy
baby girl you are so insane and i love it