"Are You A Couple?"

The Secret History: A Theories Guide

Richard Papen: The Master of Illusion

Julian Morrow: ''Honesty Is A Dangerous Virtue''

Henry Winter Wasn't In A Car Accident.

What Led To Henry Winters Death

Bunny Corcoran: Neglect In Plain Sight

When the Hare knows the Devil is out Hunting. [Bunny Analysis]

Francis Is The Worst Character (And Why You Should Think So Too)

Camilla & Henry: A Relationship Analysis

Stripping Back Richards Perspective—The Macaulay Twins

^Character Analysis^

The Mountain Lion: It Isn't A Theory

The Secret History's Dream Sequences.

The Secret History Isn't purposely Queer. (Richard Is Still Gay though, Here's Why!)

^Extras^

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This post is officially completed, so I'd like to commemorate through shouting out my personal favourite TSH accounts.  Who may I add, helped me form a lot of my own theories.

Theorist/Analysis Peoplez

@estherdedlock On how  Bunny told Julian he should take Richard on as a student.

@miroana for this post “It is better to know one book intimately than a hundred superficially” (Tartt, 31).

@vivienlacroix For their ‘’Everything is cheap in hell’’ post (It's why my blog is titled that)

And of course, @henrywinterswife Who stopped posting long ago, but who I remember dearly.

Incredible Artists (Who you should comissions if their comissions are open cus their awsome)

@tovaperson I love their Bunny & Henry artwork, it's so fr.

These TSH cast headshots by qiornono Bunny & Richard are my favourites oh oh and this one too

@droptheguillotineplease One of legitimately one of my favourite artists on all of Tumblr. I mean, look at this shit.

I reblog posts so I can come back and reference them, so many of these are off my blog now because I won’t be making anymore more TSH posts. But I still wanted to thank these people and show my appreciation somehow.

Also let’s never forget my own post that ended up on reddit, and then was called thoughtless because it was a ‘’quickshot take.’’ Made me laugh, perhaps it was for the best the redditors didn’t find my other posts, they're deranged.

Welcome to the Ineffable Husbands Multiverse

1930's AU

Miles Maitland & Ginger Littlejohn

(Bright young things 2003)

Vampire x Vampire Hunter AU

Aro Volturi & Peter Vincent

(Twilight saga) (Fright night 2011)

1800's AU

Robbie Ross & Giacomo Cassanova

(Wilde 1997) (Cassanova 2005)

Serial Killer x Detective AU

Dr. Martin Whitly & Det. Alec Hardy

(Prodigal Son 2019) (Broadchurch 2013)

Feel free to add another AU if you find one ❤

Small Ron/Hermione canon moments that even most books readers don't remember.

1. Ron actually decided to follow his worst fear in COS with Harry after seeing Hermione's empty seat beside him at the great hall.

2. The 1st time Hermione apologised and accepted she was wrong in POA to Ron. She also hugged him and cried.

3. Ron actually read many books in his spare time to help Hermione with Buckbeak's trial.

4. Ron got detentions total 3 times in 7 years. 2 of them by Snape for defending Hermione against his bullying.

5. Hermione kissed Ron on his cheek to distract him from the horrible song Malfoy wrote in OOTP

6. Ron bought Hermione a perfume as a Christmas gift to make up for his atrocious behaviour in 4th year.

7. Hermione's the only person who caught that Twins were terrible to Ron and their pranks were affecting him emotionally.

8. Ron consoled Hermione the most when she was upset. At Dumbledore's funeral he was stroking her hair while she was crying on his shoulder.

9. Hermione asked Ron out on a date for the 1st time even though she said 'we are allowed to bring guests'

10. Ron is the only person who said 'I love you' those exact three words to his S.O in the whole series.

Hi Neil. Why did Crowley say "You were crying and Nina needed rescuing and--" in episode 6 of Good Omens season 2? Crowley did not see Maggie crying, did he? Did he hear about it from Aziraphel?

He did.

#i live there

just two gay besties nothing to see here

fun fact! willem dafoe's "he's gay, he... he has a special connection to classical music, there's many things that are interesting about him..." is actually in reference to francis abernathy.

You organise an elaborate jane austen pride and prejudice dance party just to touch his hand. Normal behaviour

“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).

Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.

Person: Luther Hargreeves-

Me:

Person: Is the worst.

Me: