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I came to share some of Jack's PAX live stream favorites of mine from tonight. It just ended and I have to sleep but couldn't until it was over. 🤣 and now I must share before I forget because anyone who missed it needs to hear funny Jack.

I want to bed Thor!

I'm Thor after last night.

Take my clothes off?!

I'm not your prostitute!

I could be if you paid me well.

Ding ding ding top of morning!

It's my face, I can shit on it all I want!

Dad why did you leave? Endless pain. Suffering I am darkness. Buy my merch.

Are you saying I'm not a snack already? I am a thicc snack!

I'm already coming up with my next poem. It's called 'fuck you Lauren'.

Who hurt you monster?

We'd smoke weed with Thomas the Tank Engine.

I have a lot of power

"Your name's not Jack" yeah, whatever.

*mockingly* oh, I'm Ariel on Neptune

You don't know how strong I am.

This is more like a man cupcake.

I've been trying to swim in lava, it doesn't work.

How dare you! I'll hold my cups how I want!

My fingertips.. uh... fuck you!

Jackieboy Man *everyone goes nuts*

"Is Marvin Magnificent Gay?" Undecided.

Is this your card? No? Fuck!

That's not his voice, don't go to tumblr and write that shit.

I am sound personified.

Stick a microphone real close to a potato amd that's what I wanna be.

We already live in Minecraft.

What's all your blood types right now?

Let's fuck shit up!

Chris Bearfield

I wasn't even posing!

"Have you thought of ever starting a family?" Are you offering?

I'm a youtuber. I already have kids.

I expect child support in the mail (for anti)

I'm down for free shit.

Do I dislike Canada?

If someone drops 1 million dollars in one go, I will gladly dye my hair green again.

I'm a little bloated, ya know?

Is a cereal a soup? Idk go outside and read a book!

The people who say a poptart is a ravioli are like haha I'm different.

I'm Ravenclaw.

Did you say Hufflepuffs rule?

I would go back and erase whatever the fuck Logan Paul was doing.

Charmander.

You're wrong pin stealer.

You could have been a triple titted gymnast.

"No there's two more" fuck.

Oohh dicks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

No, you're breathtaking

Bold of you to assume

I like my eyes. I think I have a nice shade a blue. That or this tight ass.

A teacher actually showing an interest in you and guiding you along and saying everyone is a little different. (His favorite kind of teacher)

"Why did you grow the beard and man muffin?" I'm calling it a man muff from now on. It is looking pretty girthy today.

I will saute your bread anyday.

Everyone go subscribe to ZG gaming.

Whyyyy? I always wanted to do that in life thanks for a reason.

Playing around with Marvin’s outfits 1/3

random gifs of Jacksepticeye: [12/?]

‘They’re not the best Pokémon, but I’m not here to collect powerful ones. I’m here to just catch ‘em all!’

As an aesthetic gal, love this

random sea & sky lockscreens 

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JSE Ego Lore That Only 2 People Asked For

(PLEASE REBLOGGG)

Jackieboy Man was the first born ego. Suddenly crashed into Jack’s living room with very spotty powers

Only real power was super strength

While on a stroll, he found Marvin The Magnificent with no name, bleeding out in an empty theatre lot. (stabbed by muggers)

Took him to Dr. Henrik Von Schneeplestein! He wasn;t the best doctor as the time buuutt…

He managed to save Marvin’s life, and offered to take the two strangers in

Anti existed, but as a demon that made deals and stole people’s souls in return for shady agreements

He could string people up like puppets, that’s how he claimed their souls

Schneep belonged to Anti for a little while, after he made a deal to bring back his accountant Peter from the dead

It was to save Schneep’s marraige

While Peter was brought back, Schneep found out not long afterwards that his wife was cheating on him

He was a workaholic, and she couldn’t stand the number of deaths brought on by her husband

Jackie and Marvin eventually freed Schneep from his strings, and Jackie earned his superpowers!!!

Anti was thrown against a MASSIVE computer system, used for tracking puppets and he became the glitchy boi we know and hate/love

Jack mades Anti canon and Anti was free to harm the egos again

Dr. Schneeplestein gets a call to help with a surgery

He saved Chase Brody from a bullet wound to the head!

Chase moved in with the good doctor

Jackie and Marvin were on a mission to find Anti, and hadn’t returned

So it was Schneep and Chase for a while

And then Jack was put in a coma and Schneep was kidnapped by Anti

Chase was alone…

Until Jameson Jackson showed up!

Jameson had been suddenly transported to the future (not that there was much for him in the past)

Anti tried to take JJ but he evaded being kidnapped and moved in with a lonely Chase

then he and Chase were seperated

Jameson kidnapped by Anti and Chase put in a mind simulation

Schneep escapes. And now he’s looking for Chase and trying to save Jack

Jackie and Marvin don’t know about Chase or Jameson yet…

Schneep knows about Jackie and Marvin and Chase, but not Jameson

Chase knows about Schneep and Jameson, but not Jackie, Marvin and Anti

Anti and Jack know everyone, ofc

That’s all I got in terms of storyline, ask me about character!!!

fuck it

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