I Redrew A Piece From 2017 That I Thought Was Cool. Ah

All the Jacksepticeye cardboard cutouts out there be like

Another Binaural Audio - Listen With Headphones

Credit goes to @nuclearsugarbomb for the original audio mashup, I mixed it together into this chilling mess. The transcript is here, just close your eyes in a dark room and listen as Anti gets right up in your personal space.

FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER!

random gifs of Jacksepticeye: [12/?]

‘They’re not the best Pokémon, but I’m not here to collect powerful ones. I’m here to just catch ‘em all!’

“Since more people now then ever are stuck at home and nothing to do and I’m not uploading as much as I normally do. I’m gonna open up my discord again.” Jacksepticeye’s Instagram Stories, March 14th 2020. :)

I came to share some of Jack's PAX live stream favorites of mine from tonight. It just ended and I have to sleep but couldn't until it was over. 🤣 and now I must share before I forget because anyone who missed it needs to hear funny Jack.

I want to bed Thor!

I'm Thor after last night.

Take my clothes off?!

I'm not your prostitute!

I could be if you paid me well.

Ding ding ding top of morning!

It's my face, I can shit on it all I want!

Dad why did you leave? Endless pain. Suffering I am darkness. Buy my merch.

Are you saying I'm not a snack already? I am a thicc snack!

I'm already coming up with my next poem. It's called 'fuck you Lauren'.

Who hurt you monster?

We'd smoke weed with Thomas the Tank Engine.

I have a lot of power

"Your name's not Jack" yeah, whatever.

*mockingly* oh, I'm Ariel on Neptune

You don't know how strong I am.

This is more like a man cupcake.

I've been trying to swim in lava, it doesn't work.

How dare you! I'll hold my cups how I want!

My fingertips.. uh... fuck you!

Jackieboy Man *everyone goes nuts*

"Is Marvin Magnificent Gay?" Undecided.

Is this your card? No? Fuck!

That's not his voice, don't go to tumblr and write that shit.

I am sound personified.

Stick a microphone real close to a potato amd that's what I wanna be.

We already live in Minecraft.

What's all your blood types right now?

Let's fuck shit up!

Chris Bearfield

I wasn't even posing!

"Have you thought of ever starting a family?" Are you offering?

I'm a youtuber. I already have kids.

I expect child support in the mail (for anti)

I'm down for free shit.

Do I dislike Canada?

If someone drops 1 million dollars in one go, I will gladly dye my hair green again.

I'm a little bloated, ya know?

Is a cereal a soup? Idk go outside and read a book!

The people who say a poptart is a ravioli are like haha I'm different.

I'm Ravenclaw.

Did you say Hufflepuffs rule?

I would go back and erase whatever the fuck Logan Paul was doing.

Charmander.

You're wrong pin stealer.

You could have been a triple titted gymnast.

"No there's two more" fuck.

Oohh dicks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

No, you're breathtaking

Bold of you to assume

I like my eyes. I think I have a nice shade a blue. That or this tight ass.

A teacher actually showing an interest in you and guiding you along and saying everyone is a little different. (His favorite kind of teacher)

"Why did you grow the beard and man muffin?" I'm calling it a man muff from now on. It is looking pretty girthy today.

I will saute your bread anyday.

Everyone go subscribe to ZG gaming.

Whyyyy? I always wanted to do that in life thanks for a reason.

What in the world am I reading?! @.@

got one thing on my mind

Screenshots from My Girlfriend Visited My Island In Animal Crossing New Horizons! :D