Not Wanting To Be Outdone By The Benders In The Gang, Sokka Invents The Flamethrower, The Supersoaker,

If I remember correctly from a YouTube video I watched once he sounds like a suburban dad in Morrowind

“Why do you call on me, little mortal? Do you seek your death so soon? I should crush you where you stand, yet you show mettle by even approaching me. How ambitious are you, little one.”

–Mehrunes Dagon, in Morrowind

once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called 'the best pig at watching'. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching'. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching'. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching' and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up

Karma

can never stop thinking about how in the bards college “questline” a student gets abducted and sacrificed by a bunch of necromancers who are trying to summon mannimarco, the king of worms, and none of the faculty cares

The fbi dude kinda reminds me of that guy from the Insurance commercial with the emu

@tallblondasian is this what you wanted?

i get the feeling I'm either going to love this guy or hate him, but he's still ended up being my first Catch Me in Miami fanart 😭😂

I feel bad for all those thieves who never got their names in world record books for all the grand heists and things they’ve done...

This was tagged as butch bait, so I presume this is a jest post and I decided not to reblog directly from the original poster because of this. However butches and gender nonconforming women almost NEVER get shown as old in media, and our beautiful middle aged (and older!) butches never get to the public eye!

There is a future for butch and gnc women. We can grow old and be ourselves, without changing a thing. So I present to you pictures of older butch and gnc women!

BABE ORTEGA

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

Uhhh...

Pictured: A Bosmer butcher, at work.

But if the Spectral Drum believes in us, who belives in the Spectral Drum?

Pictured: A Spectral Drum playing a cheerful tune to encourage you. The Spectral Drum believes in you.