The Purpose Of Friends Is To Have People Who Unconditionally Hate Your Shitty Exes & Relatives. Like

they would not be friends

sketch inspired by memoria

Sometimes i think about this video once in a while and go “holy shit. this exist.”

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Hello!! My sources (secret) tell me you're... evil. Like super evil... From a scale from one to ten, how evil are you truly? >:) (..And could i get your (EVIL SUPERVILLAIN) autograph? :3)

Well well! Your secret sources were correct. Realistically, I’d break the 1-10 ‘evil scale’, but if we’re sticking to that puny system, I’m definitely a 10/10. Evil to the core. So evil. Incredibly so. …

Anyways, here’s your autograph! Hold on to it, it’ll be worth billions when I make it to the big leagues.

@mothman-the-mothman87 More for the collection

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

hate when people use the term 'cancelled' interchangeably with the term 'accused ov multiple serious sexual abuses'

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.

something something the poetry of science etc