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Apparently the Squid Game director made the cast test out the pentathlon game to figure out the right time limit, and now all I can picture is a cursed behind-the-scenes AU where Inho is like:

“Circle guards, we’re playtesting. Mask up. Game time.”

So now you’ve got a bunch of poor exhausted guards, who thought today was just gonna be corpse disposal and trauma, suddenly lined up for Red Light, Green Light like it’s gym class. And then Inho shows up—fully masked, trench coat flapping in the wind like some kind of dystopian PE teacher—and joins the game.

He’s doing everything with them, completely dead serious. They’re crawling through the honeycomb challenge and Inho’s right there, carving his shape with surgeon-level precision, muttering “Inconsistent sugar texture. We need a 12.3% longer boil.” like it’s a bomb diffusal exercise.

"Chasing Ghosts"

"How much can you change and get away with it. Before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of mvrder?"

- Richard Siken

They wish they had more hands if that meant they'd be able to hold each other harder, longer... But which ones aren't real? That's not for me to decide.

nsfw inhun thought

i love the thought of steamy inhun hate sex but a part of me yearns to write a silly borderline crack fic where i really empathise the ‘old man’ in toxic old man yaoi and have them reallyyyyy struggle to fuck.

their first time is just gihun rearranging inho at least fifty times; hands and knees, missionary, cowgirl, side by side—fucking hell even the ‘pillows under the hips’ strategy is used—because gihun keeps slipping out, his knees and back ache, and inho’s ass is tighter than the security on the island if that was even possible.

I've got you under my skin

no because this is even funnier because it’s literally actually what happened in canon and it’s so fucking funny to meksksskskakasdffghjll

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Heh

I found the perfect reference

why is this so funny to me?😭😭😭 dae-ho and jung-bae are literally “I’m in the death game and I don’t know what the fuck is going on between these two but why the fuck are they gay?”