One piece x GN!Reader. (Sabo, Nami, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji). Fluff. 1265 words total. You meet them after a long time and jump into their arms from a cliff.
“Ahhh…” You haven’t seen your lover in so long. You miss them, though that should be obvious. On the bright side, they are coming soon. So here you sit at the top of a cliff, waiting for them to show up when you spot something, someONE. It’s them!
“They should be here somewhere..” Sabo mumbles to himself, carrying his pipe in his hand just in case you’ve been ambushed by some sort of enemy or animal.
“SABOOO!” There’s a yell and he looks up to see you on the cliff, his eyes brightening. You aren’t in trouble.
“(Y/n) you’re hhEERE!?” His voice cracks louder as you happily jump off the cliff. Now you are. His eyes go wide and he runs to you, his heart calming quickly to focus on catching you. He’s got experience in unexpected behaviors from both being a revolutionary and because of a certain rubber boy. He drops his pipe to the ground and catches you, stepping back from the impact, and to make sure you feel none of it. Once you’re safe and smiling at him he sighs in both relief and exasperation. “You could’ve at least given me a better warning.”
“Sorry, I was excited.” You can do this again, just tell him next time.
“Stupid forest.” The navigator mumbles to herself as she walks through the trees.
“Nami!!” Her name is called out and she looks up.
“Oh you’re up there. Ugh how am i going to get up there.” She grumbles, then cups her hands around her mouth. “(Y/n) is there a way down from there!?”
“Yeah!” You yell back.
“Okay come down from th-” You jump off the cliff and her jaw drops. ‘They did not just do that.’ She thinks to herself, quickly going to denial. ‘This isn’t happening.’ Nami goes pale as you fall because this is, in fact, happening. Not only did you jump, you jumped when you aren’t going to survive from that height; or at the very least you’ll get injured. She can’t just let you fall to teach you a lesson, and no one else is around her to catch you instead. Nami curses and pulls out her baton, creating as thick a cloud as she can to soften your fall. You finally land on the soft cloud, the bumped thick water sheet stretching and breaking your fall. Unfortunately, you still end up through it and onto her, sending you both to the ground. She pants, still processing, yet you sit up with a smile like nothing bad happened.
“Nami I-” She sits up and bonks you on the head hard. “ACK”
“Get off me.” Uh oh, she’s really mad. You shimmy off of her and she clenches her jaw. “You are UNBELIEVABLE. Do you think you’re made of rubber!? Just gonna bounce off!? I’m never coming to get you again. I swear Luffy has been a bad influence on you and the BOTH of you are sooo in trouble when we get back.” She scolds you for almost 10 minutes, then you and Luffy back on the ship for another 10; when the captain cracks up at what you did he adds another 5. Never try that again. Ever.
“(Y/n)!! Hello!??” His voice sounds impatient as he bounces on his feet. He can’t help it, he’s been away from you for so long, longer than he’d ever allow usually if it wasn’t so important… “Hmmmmm..” There’s a frown on his face as he scans his surroundings.
“UP HERE!” You yell and he looks up at you, eyes shining as a big smile replaces his previous frown.
“(Y/N)!” On the same wavelength, you jump down right as he stretches his arms out to get to you. “WOAH!” He’s caught off guard for a second before he manages to grip onto your shoulders instead of the cliff, smashing your bodies together at high speeds. He falls onto his back,
Boing boing boing
but he’s rubber, so it only makes him bounce a few times before you both settle onto the forest floor. Luffy sits up and adjusts his hat. “Phew!” His eyes lock onto yours and he grins happily. “Gotcha!” His voice is cheerful as he laughs, everything is sunshine in his head so you can do that as much as you want. It’ll be fun! Though it’s really who does it first.
Zoro walks through the forest, obviously lost. He pushes through some bushes and finds the cliff you were supposed to meet at instead, but he’s on the ground from it and not on it. “The hell, this map is useless.” He curses as he looks down at the perfectly drawn map with clear directions that a child could follow.
“HEYY!!” He hears your voice from above and looks up.
“The witch drew this map badly! Wait there I’ll get to you!” He yells at you confidently.
‘He is NOT making it up here.’ You think to yourself. “I’ll just come to you!” Yelling back, you step back to gain momentum. Then, before he can tell you he’s got it, you jump off the cliff towards him. His eyes go wide.
“YOU DUMBASS YOU AREN’T RUBBER!” He tosses the map to the floor and puts his arms out. “Shit!” He makes sure he’s in the right spot, then catches you. The impact makes him quickly step back, only not falling from the strength he’s honed so much. Once you’re both safe he drops you onto the ground.
“Ow!” You fall on your butt. “I didn’t even get to give you a kiss first.” You deflate and Zoro looks down at you, clearly not pleased.
“Too bad for pulling that stupid stunt. Walk yourself.” He’s about to turn and start walking when he feels sad eyes digging into the back of his head. “ugh..”
“You didn’t miss me?” At your words he turns back to look at you, still frowning but his anger cracking.
“Obviously but you-”
“You don’t wanna kiss me? Are we nothing now?”
“You..!” He clenches his teeth, looking into your eyes. It’s not long before he breaks, combing a hand through his hair in annoyance. He walks over and picks you up. “There.” You give him a kiss. Even if it pissed him off, it doesn’t take much for him to get over it. Plus, it lets him show off his strength a little by catching you easily.
Sanji walks around, hurried and looking everywhere in the vicinity. His (Y/n) sensors are going off so he knows you’re somewhere here, he just doesn’t know where you are. “Sanji!” His head snaps to where he heard your voice, up on the cliff.
“My love!” He jumps up and starts to air walk to you, a smile on his face. That’s quickly wiped off once he’s about half way there when you jump down. “LOVE!?” He goes pale and manages to catch you in his arms but you throw him off balance from the unexpectedness of it, Sanji having to lower himself with each step back until both feet are on the ground. You pull your head back to look at him with a big smile.
“You caught me!”
“Of course I’d catch you!” He says with an relieved tone, giving you a peck on the lips as he puts you down. “But please don’t ever do that again, just wait for me to go up. You almost gave me a heart attack.” He’s still a little pale, putting a hand on his heart. Be nice to him.
:p. Did it. I always have specific scenarios in my head and decided to do some with some random characters. You have no idea how much i wanted to make a "LUFFFYYYYYY!" Zoro scream joke reference in Zoro's. But i held back.
emergency food
Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"
Don't mind me, just drawing some Zoros
oh my goddd I just read the Monster trio & pregnant reader fic and i loved it.
Could you write about them as baby dads?
after the pregnancy and labor let's see their reaction to you going into labor?
a/n: tried to not be repetitive but it was hard lmao
also a special thanks and credits to @katsukis-foxie6 for giving me some ideas, espcially for sanji's ❤︎❤︎❤︎
characters: luffy, zoro, sanji
words count: around 0.9k - 1.3k each
masterlist || ao3 || ko-fi
The Straw Hat crew was anchored at a small island, taking a rare break after a long stretch of adventures. The sun was setting, casting an orange glow over the ship as you cradled your baby girl, Dawn, in your arms. She was only a few months old, but her presence already seemed to brighten every corner of the Thousand Sunny. Her tiny hands wrapped around your finger, and the sound of her soft giggles filled the air.
Luffy, his usual exuberance toned down just a bit, sat across from you, his eyes locked on Dawn with a mixture of pride and awe.
“She’s so cute, y/n,” Luffy said with his signature grin, his voice filled with warmth “Look at her! She’s already so strong! I bet she’s gonna be a great pirate!”
You couldn’t help but laugh softly at Luffy’s enthusiasm “She’s barely even walking yet, Luffy. Maybe let’s wait a few years before we start recruiting her into the crew.”
Luffy’s face lit up “Oh, at her age I already wanted to be the king of pirates!" He turns to look at you and your serious face kinda scares him "...Y-yeah, we should let her grow a little first! But she’s gonna be the best, I just know it! I’ll teach her everything I know!”
Suddenly, a loud voice boomed from the shore, and you looked up to see none other than your grandfather-in-law, Garp, strolling toward the ship with a big grin plastered on his face.
“Oi, Luffy!” Garp shouted, his signature Marine coat fluttering behind him “I heard you had a kid! About time you stopped being such a carefree idiot and started taking responsibility!”
Luffy jumped to his feet immediately, his eyes widening with excitement “Grandpa! You’re here!” He grabbed Dawn from your arms before you could even protest, holding her in front of Garp with the same proud grin he always wore “Look! This is my daughter!”
You stood up and approached them with a smile, watching Garp’s reaction carefully. Garp stared down at the tiny bundle in Luffy’s arms, his usual gruff expression softening as he regarded her.
“She’s tiny,” Garp muttered, squinting at Dawn, but his voice held a strange tenderness “I didn’t think Luffy could make something this cute.”
Luffy puffed out his chest with pride “She’s gonna grow strong, just like me! And she’s gonna be a great pirate!”
Garp grunted, crossing his arms “A pirate, huh? You’ve got a long way to go if you’re gonna make her one of your little nakama, brat.”
Luffy beamed, clearly not bothered by the teasing “I’ll make sure she’s ready! Right, Dawn?” He shook her gently, making silly noises that caused her to giggle. Dawn’s tiny fingers grasped at Luffy’s hand, and it seemed like the whole world stopped for a second.
Garp let out a low chuckle, his usual gruff demeanor melting a bit as he saw the deep love in Luffy’s eyes “Well, kid, looks like you’re serious about being a dad. I can’t believe it, but I guess you’ve really grown up. She’s got your stupid grin, that’s for sure.”
Luffy looked over at you with wide eyes, his face flushed with excitement “Grandpa likes her! He said she looks like me!”
You smiled softly, your heart swelling with affection for both your husband and daughter “She has your smile, alright” you said gently, brushing a strand of hair from Dawn’s face.
Luffy beamed, clearly feeling validated by Garp’s approval “I’m gonna teach her all kinds of stuff! How to eat a ton, how to never give up on your dreams, and how to make sure the meat’s always cooked perfectly! She’s gonna be awesome!”
Garp raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth twitching upward into a smirk “Well, she’s not gonna be a pirate, that’s for sure.”
Luffy blinked in confusion “Huh? What do you mean? She’s gonna be the greatest pirate ever!”
Garp crossed his arms, grinning mischievously “No way. I’ve seen what happens when you let brats like you run wild. She’s gonna be a Marine, just like her old grandpa.”
Luffy’s eyes widened, and he took a step back, shaking his head in disbelief “What?! No way! She’s gonna be a pirate! You can’t stop that!”
Garp laughed, thoroughly amused by Luffy’s reaction “Oh, I can see it now: ‘Little Dawn, future Marine Admiral!’ No pirates for her! She’ll be the one taking you down one day.”
Luffy’s face scrunched up in determination “No! You’ll see! She’ll be a pirate! And she’s gonna be the best one there is!”
You chuckled softly at their bickering, watching as Garp playfully ruffled Luffy’s hair and then glanced down at Dawn.
“She’s got a strong spirit, though,” Garp admitted with a sigh, softening just a little “I can tell she’ll be a handful, just like her old man. But I’ll make sure she knows the proper way to punch things if she ever tries to follow in your footsteps.”
Luffy grinned, not giving up on his dream “I’ll make sure she’s ready to punch things too—pirate things!”
Garp snorted and let out a deep laugh “Well, kid, you’ve got a good one here. Just don’t be surprised when she ends up in a Marine uniform one day.”
Luffy huffed but looked down at Dawn lovingly “We’ll see about that.”
As the sunset painted the sky with hues of orange and pink, you felt the promise of a new journey unfolding, one with your family at the heart of it all. With Luffy by your side and Garp giving his usual advice, there was no doubt that little Dawn would grow up surrounded by love, adventure, and laughter, her own future as bright as the sun setting before you.
Your daughter, barely a few months old, has her tiny fingers wrapped around his index finger, her grip firm, almost unrelenting. Zoro raises an eyebrow as he tries to gently pull away, but she refuses to let go, her tiny face scrunching up in determination.
“Damn,” he mutters, glancing at you as you sit beside him, amused “She’s strong.”
You laugh softly, leaning against his arm “Like her dad.”
Zoro doesn’t answer right away. Instead, he watches your daughter with an unreadable expression, his free hand absentmindedly running over her soft, wispy hair. The moment lingers, quiet, thoughtful, before he finally speaks again.
“No,” he says, voice low “Like her mom.”
You blink, caught off guard by the sudden shift in his tone. When you look up at him, you see the way his jaw tightens, the way his fingers twitch slightly against your daughter’s back. He’s thinking about something serious. Something deep.
Zoro’s gaze flickers to you, intense in that way only he can be “That day…” He exhales sharply through his nose. “And not just that day. The whole damn time. Pregnancy, labor... all of it. I thought I knew what strength was, but I didn’t. Not really.”
Your chest tightens. Zoro isn’t one to put things into words often, but when he does, he means every syllable.
“I couldn’t do anything at all,” he admits, still staring at your daughter’s tiny hand around his finger “I just had to sit there and watch while you went through all of it. No fight I’ve ever been in, no injury I’ve ever had... it’s nothing compared to that.” He finally looks back at you, eyes dark with something raw “You’re stronger than me, y/n, believe me.”
You feel your breath catch.
It’s not just the words, it’s also the way he says them, with complete sincerity. Zoro, who has trained his entire life to be the strongest swordsman, means it. He believes it.
You squeeze his arm gently, your voice soft “Zoro…”
He huffs, shaking his head as if the thought still overwhelms him. Then, his expression softens just a little as he looks down at your daughter again. She’s still gripping his finger tightly, completely oblivious to the weight of the moment.
Zoro smirks faintly “She’s lucky to have you as her mom” he mutters.
You smile, warmth blooming in your chest “She’s lucky to have you as her dad.”
He doesn’t answer right away, but you catch the way his grip on your daughter shifts slightly, gentler, but still firm. Protective. Always.
She might have his strength, but Zoro knows exactly where it comes from.
And he’ll never forget it.
Zoro started to be protective towards her since you first announced your pregnancy.
He’s that type of super stressed dads who keeps running around following every single thing she does so that he can catch her if needed. All this with always a big blush on his face.
But it’s not that bad that he controls her bec, in fact, right now, your one-year-old daughter is standing in the middle of the deck, holding onto Luffy’s index fingers as he swings her back and forth like a human jump rope. Every time he lifts her up, she squeals in delight, kicking her little legs mid-air before landing on the deck.
“Again! Again!” she demands, her tiny fists gripping Luffy’s fingers with ridiculous strength.
Zoro, standing nearby with his arms crossed, scowls “Oi. Don’t drop her.”
Luffy grins, stretching his lips wide “Don’t worry! I won’t!”
You, sitting on a crate just a few feet away, shake your head with a sigh “She’s fine, Zoro. Look at her, she’s having fun.”
Zoro doesn’t budge, arms still crossed “She’s one wrong step away from flying into the ocean.”
Luffy gasps, looking at Kazuki with sparkling eyes “You wanna fly?!”
“Luffy, NO.” you and Zoro shout at the same time.
Kazuki claps her hands “Fly!”
“NO,” Zoro repeats firmly, glaring at Luffy “You are not throwing my kid.”
Luffy pouts “But she’s got a strong grip! She wouldn’t even let go—”
“Luffy,” you say, rubbing your temples “let’s not test her durability today, please.”
Luffy sighs dramatically but doesn’t argue. Instead, he lifts Kazuki up and plops her on his shoulders, holding onto her tiny hands so she doesn’t wobble off.
Zoro mutters under his breath but doesn’t stop it. At least Luffy’s holding onto her.
Sanji chooses this moment to stroll onto the deck, cigarette between his lips but dropping it as he walks towards Kazuki “There’s my little princess,” he coos, hands in his pockets “You hungry, sweetheart?”
Kazuki, who has long since associated Sanji with food, beams “Yummy?”
Sanji grins “The yummiest. I made you something special.”
Zoro immediately frowns “What did you make her?”
Sanji raises an eyebrow “Relax, moss-head. Just some soft fruit and rice balls.”
Zoro doesn’t move “You sure there’s nothing weird in it?”
Sanji bristles, instantly getting in his face “Weird? She’s a baby, you muscle-brained swordsman! What the hell do you think I’d put in her food?”
You sigh, standing up to intervene before they actually start fighting “Okay, okay, both of you calm down. Sanji, thanks for making her food. Zoro, you really do look stressed, why don’t you go take a nap? I’ll stay with her.”
“I’m good, I’ll go later… don’t worry” he says softly but still watches like a hawk as Sanji hands Kazuki a tiny rice ball. She immediately grabs it with both hands and shoves it into her mouth, cheeks puffing out like a chipmunk.
“Good?” Sanji asks, kneeling to her level.
Kazuki chews, sways on her little feet, then beams “Good!”
You smile and ruffle her hair “Say ‘thank you,’ Kazu.”
Kazuki tilts her head, then garbles around the mouthful of rice “Fanku.”
Sanji clutches his chest like he’s been shot “Ohh, my sweet little angel, you’re so polite—”
Zoro scoffs “Don’t act like you raised her.”
Kazuki points a chubby little finger at Zoro and proudly declares “Dada’s idiot.”
Silence.
Then the crew loses it.
Luffy collapses onto the floor, clutching his stomach. Nami has to lean against a barrel, wiping tears from her eyes. Sanji turns away, shoulders shaking with laughter. Even Robin chuckles from where she’s reading in her chair.
Zoro stares at Kazuki, completely betrayed.
You, barely containing your laughter, kneel beside her “Sweetheart, don’t call your daddy an idiot.”
Kazuki tilts her head, as if deep in thought. Then, just as serious, she looks back at Zoro and says—
“Dada’s big idiot.”
Zoro groans so loud it nearly rattles the ship.
Luffy wheezes. Nami nearly falls over. Usopp actually falls over.
You bite your lip, but it’s no use, you’re laughing too.
Zoro glares at all of you “I blame all of you for this... y/n, stop it”
Kazuki, sensing she’s won, lifts her arms up to Zoro. He sighs, scooping her up, resting her against his chest. She immediately nuzzles into his shoulder, letting out a happy little hum.
“Dada” she murmurs.
Zoro exhales, the corner of his lips twitching despite himself. He presses a kiss to her hair, murmuring, “Yeah, yeah. You’re lucky I like you, brat.”
You step closer, resting a hand on his arm “You love her” you tease.
Zoro scoffs “Obviously… unlike you, she doesn’t know what she’s saying”
You go and leave a quick peck on his lips “You’re my lovely big big idiot”.
He blushes like crazy.
Kazuki looks up, sleepy “Dada?”
“Hm?”
She grins “Dada’s big big idiot.”
The crew howls with laughter.
Zoro sighs so deeply, but even as the teasing continues, he holds Kazuki a little closer.
She’s happy, safe, and in his arms. That’s all that matters.
That afternoon, you find them sleeping adorably together, in the same napping position. Smiling, you take a blanket and gently cover them both. Zoro stirs awake, thinking the baby has moved, something that makes you smile even more, knowing how hard it usually is to wake him. When he sees it’s you, he reaches for your hand and quietly invites you to join them, pulling you in for a cuddle.
Sanji is soft with her.
Softer than you ever thought possible.
You watch from the doorway as he sits on the edge of your shared bed, cradling your daughter so delicately, like she’s made of glass. His thumb gently strokes over her tiny fingers, his breath slow, steady, controlled. But his eyes hold something else.
Something hesitant.
Something uncertain.
Your heart tightens.
“She’s sleeping,” you whisper, stepping closer “You don’t have to be so tense.”
Sanji barely glances up “I know.”
But he doesn’t relax. Not even a little.
Instead, he just keeps staring at her, as if waiting for something. As if at any moment, she’ll change into something unfamiliar, something he won’t know how to handle.
You sit beside him, curling close, resting your head against his shoulder. One arm wraps around his waist, the other reaching out to trace the soft fabric of the onesie your daughter is bundled in. She shifts slightly, making a tiny sound, and Sanji freezes.
You feel the sharp inhale he takes. The way his fingers twitch, just barely, as if bracing himself.
And suddenly, you understand.
“Sanji.” You keep your voice gentle “What’s wrong?”
He exhales slowly through his nose “Nothing.”
You don’t let that slide. Not with him. Not when he’s never been able to lie to you.
You shift, pulling back just enough to see his face “You’re scared.”
His jaw tenses, his grip on your daughter tightening the smallest bit “Of course I am,” he murmurs “I’ve never done this before.”
You shake your head “No, I know it's not just that.”
He doesn’t answer, but he doesn’t have to. You can see it all over him, the weight of his past, the fears he won’t say out loud.
So you say them for him... “You’re scared of being like him.”
Sanji flinches.
It’s barely noticeable. A fraction of movement, a flicker in his expression. But you know him too well.
“I’m not,” he starts, but his voice falters “I mean—I would never—”
“I know,” you cut in softly “And she’ll know too.”
His breath shudders “But what if—”
“She won’t be like them, Sanji.” You rest your hand over his, where he’s still holding her so, so carefully “And even if she was, she’d still be ours.”
Sanji swallows hard “I don’t want her to be cold,” he whispers “I don’t want her to feel like she has to earn love. I don’t want her to think—” He stops, jaw clenching “Like I did.”
Your chest tightens.
You knew. Of course you knew. You knew how deep his scars ran, how much he still carried, no matter how much love he poured into everyone else.
You squeeze his hand “She won’t.”
Sanji shakes his head “You don’t know that.”
“Yes, I do,” you insist, voice steady “Because you are her father.”
That makes him pause.
“She’s going to grow up knowing love, Sanji. Because you give it so easily, so naturally. Because you would rather die than see her cry. Because when she wakes up at night, you hold her before I can even sit up. Because you—” Your voice wavers, but you press on “Because you are already the best father she could ever have.”
Sanji exhales, shaky, uneven. His grip on your daughter loosens just slightly, his thumb resuming its soft strokes against her tiny hand.
“She’s so small” he murmurs, almost to himself.
You smile, leaning into him again “Yeah. But she’s yours.”
That does something to him.
You feel the tension in his body shift, melting just a little. He looks down at your daughter again, something lighter in his expression now. Something less like fear and more like wonder.
“She’s beautiful” he breathes.
You kiss his shoulder “Like her dad.”
Sanji huffs, but you can hear the warmth creeping into his voice “I hope not. She deserves better than a troublesome cook.”
You nudge him playfully “She has a father who will love her unconditionally.”
Sanji doesn’t answer right away.
Instead, he shifts, adjusting his hold on her, drawing her closer. And when he finally speaks, it’s barely above a whisper, so quiet you almost miss it.
“Yeah, she has that.”
Your throat tightens.
You don’t say anything, just slide your arms around him, tucking yourself against his side, pressing a soft kiss to his jaw.
Sanji rests his chin lightly atop your head. He’s quiet for a moment, but you can feel the way his heartbeat slows, steadying.
Then, just as softly, almost like an afterthought, he murmurs, “I was easy to love. My father was just really bad.”
Your breath catches.
It’s not something he’s ever said before, not so plainly, not so simply.
But now, with his daughter sleeping in his arms, with you curled up beside him, with love so clear and so real around him, he finally believes it.
The fears won’t vanish overnight. The scars won’t disappear. But right here, right now, in the quiet of your room, with your daughter safe in his arms Sanji finally lets himself believe it.
He is more than enough.
And he always will be.
The next morning you wake up to chaos.
“Oi, oi, oi, CAREFUL!” Sanji nearly vaults over the table as Luffy lifts the baby girl high into the air, laughing as she squeals in delight “Luffy, she’s not a sack of flour, PUT HER DOWN!”
“She likes it, though!” Luffy beams, spinning in a circle with her in his arms “Right, mini-cook?”
His daughter giggling is the only reason Sanji doesn’t immediately drop-kick his captain into the next century. Instead, he clenches his fists and growls, “If you drop her, Luffy, so help me—”
“Oh, come on, love-cook,” Zoro snickers, leaning back against the railing “You’re acting like she’s made of glass.”
Sanji whirls around to glare at him “You grip your sword too tight, you sit too close, you BREATHE wrong, and I swear—”
“Oh no,” Nami sighs, crossing her arms with a smirk “We’ve lost him.”
Usopp nods dramatically “RIP Sanji. He used to be cool.”
Franky wipes an imaginary tear “Another victim of dad syndrome.”
Sanji ignores them, practically vibrating with anxiety as Luffy tosses the baby just slightly in the air before catching her again.
“LUFFY, I SWEAR TO ALL THE—”
You snort. Loudly.
And just like that, Sanji freezes.
His brain short-circuits because—oh.
You’re laughing.
Not a little chuckle, not a polite giggle. Full-on, tears-in-your-eyes laughter.
Sanji forgets about murdering Luffy, forgets about all the dumbasses around him, because you’re happy.
His shoulders drop. His fists loosen.
Then, as if sensing his shift, his daughter suddenly reaches her arms out for him.
Sanji immediately swoops in, taking her from Luffy and holding her close to his chest, pressing a soft kiss to her forehead “That’s enough flying for today, sweetheart.”
Nami smirks “Aww, the overprotective dad act is over already?”
Sanji barely reacts. Instead, he turns to you, watching the way you’re still wiping laughter from your eyes, and—
God.
If this is what family feels like, if this is what love feels like, then he never, ever wants anything else in the whole world.
summary: you had WAY past your drinking limit and now you're just exploding with LOVE for him.
characters: crocodile, mihawk, marco, ace, shanks, law, corazon
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You’re swaying in his arms, eyes glossy, cheek pressed against his chest.
“Croco-babyyy…”
“Don’t call me that.”
“I LOVE you.”
He goes rigid.
You grab the front of his shirt.
“Like SOOO much. Like, if someone tried to stab you, I'd bite them. Right on the ankle.”
You squint.
“Your scary lil hook hand is soooo cool, I love it. You're my favorite angry man.”
He malfunctions. Literally just stares at you like you're an alien who dropped from heaven.
“You're drunk.”
“I'm in loveeeeeeee!”
You pass out mid-hug.
He just stands there. Frozen.
Mutters:
“...What the hell am I supposed to do with that.”
(Spoiler: He tucks you in and sits there watching you sleep like a guard dog with heartburn.)
You cling to his arm like a koala. You’re warm and soft and talking a mile a minute.
“You’re sooo handsome. Like, it’s RUDE actually. I have to look away sometimes cause you’re too hot and I feel like I’m gonna die.”
He blinks.
“You’re intoxicated.”
“I’m INTO YOU.”
He blinks again.
You poke his chest with a pout.
“Do you know how annoying it is to like someone who looks like a vampire prince and has very judgmental eyebrows?”
He raises one.
“THAT.”
Then you melt into his coat and sigh.
“I love you sooooooo much… If you asked me to run away and start a farm I’d do it. For you. I'd plant cucumbers.”
He doesn’t sleep that night.
You climb into his lap like a sleepy kitten.
“Marrrrrrcooooo…”
“Yeah, baby?”
You press your forehead to his.
“I love you SO much it’s dumb. Like, I wanna kiss your face and also cry and also buy you matching socks.”
He laughs softly.
“That’s a lotta feelings, huh?”
“It’s not my fault your smile makes me feel like life is worth living.”
He actually covers his face because holy shit that one got to him.
“I’m gonna fucking die, yoi.”
“Noooo you’re not, I love you too much. I won’t let you die. I’ll protect you with SOCKS.”
You fall asleep on him mid-rant.
He kisses your hair and whispers:
“You’re killin’ me, songbird.”
You run up to him and tackle-hug him.
“ACE I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!”
“Wha—?!! Are you okay?!”
“I’m in love with you.”
“YOU’RE WHAT?!”
“Like a lot. Like, if you turned into a plant I’d water you.”
He’s already spiraling. Red. Stammering. Sweating.
“I—uh—what?! When?! Why?!!”
“Cause you’re cute and warm and you make my tummy do loop-de-loops.”
“SO DO YOU!!! WAIT—NO—WHAT AM I SAYING?!”
“Okay, wait, but would you love me if I was a worm?”
You both pass out cuddling under a table with Ace going into specific details about he'd take care of you if you were a worm and how you'd take care of him if he was a plant.
Sabo finds you both crying and whispers:
“Idiots. They deserve each other.”
You stumble in. Red-faced. Teary-eyed. Drunk on rum and love.
“Shanks…”
“Here we go…”
You grab his coat.
“I’m gonna say something crazy.”
“Hit me.”
“I’m in love with you. Like, I’d kill a seagull for you.”
“...That’s a weird standard but I’ll take it.”
“And I think your laugh is sexy. And your scars are cool. And your nose is NICE. And I’d marry you. Right now.”
He pauses.
Smiles.
“Say it again tomorrow when you’re sober, sweetheart.”
“Okay. But you’re mine now.”
“Deal. By the way, what’s your ring size?”
You shuffle in with a flushed face and a stuffed penguin.
“Trafalgaaaar…”
“Don’t slur my name.”
“I love you.”
He looks up from his book like you just summoned an ancient evil.
“Excuse me?”
“So much. You’re smart. And hot. And I like your hands. And your voice. And if you died I’d start a cult.”
“...A what.”
“A cult. With matching outfits. And hats.”
“You’re fevered.”
“I’m in love.”
You lean on his shoulder and then pass out on his lap.
He doesn’t move for two hours.
You run into him mid-giggle.
“ROSINANTEEEE!!”
He flails.
You grab his face and kiss his cheek.
“You are the love of my LIFE. Your laugh is cute. Your coat is STUPID but I LOVE IT. I love YOU.”
He goes full tomato. Tears are already streaming down his face.
You write “I’D DIE FOR YOU” on a sticky note and slap it to his chest.
Then immediately fall asleep in his arms.
He’s crying and hugging you and writing down “I LOVE YOU TOO” over and over and over.
He genuinely just loves you so much.
One of my least favorite One Piece Debates is which Strawhat is the most useless. Like whenever I hear people argue about how useless Usopp or Brook is I want to throw myself into a wall.
Because one, Luffy wouldn't like you. If you went up to him and started power scaling his friends he would hate you. And two, this argument only works if you watched the show with your eyes closed. The only character who joined Luffy's crew because of their strength was arguably Zoro, but even then that's a stretch. Luffy wanted these people to join his crew because he cares about them and they are is friends. Sanji is a great example of this, he's very strong yes, but Luffy wanted him to join because he wanted a cook and because he cared about Sanji and understood that he wanted to explore the world with him.
I haven't read anything about Elbaf, but I couldn't care less if Usopp gets a power to make him "stronger" and "less a coward" because I like Usopp regardless. I understand that despite his fear he pushes forward for his friends. He isn't "useless" because none of the Strawhats are useless.
It's just so annoying.
They're having book discussion~
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