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me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

when you’re playing animal crossing and you want to move a river except that means you have to pick up the flowers but you can’t pick up the flowers because you have too many trees in your inventory you don’t know where to place them  because you haven’t finished putting down the paths and moving all the buildings but you can’t do any of that unless you move some of the rivers

i don’t think people realize if everyone banned together we could all collectively overthrow the government.... but it would never work bc a lot of people won’t open their eyes

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

bucky: you call it ‘bad at archery’ i call it ‘freestyle acupuncture’

clint: can you please give me my arrows back

everyone: just be yourself!

me: *is myself*

everyone: ohhhh no no no.....no no no no no sssssss ahhhhhh no.

concept: i dont split on close friends whenever they show even a slight sign of rejection