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stanford and his muse...

i barely know how this app works so i apologize for not being very interactive😭😭just know im so glad i can make u guys laugh with my shit posts🙏

i swear to god, he's getting hotter and hotter with every season🫣

genuine question: is Rick Sanchez supposed to be hot? did they made him with that thought in mind? bc obviously not really but did they think this through like "yeah old, crazy, grumpy asshole but we're gonna add little somethin' somethin' just for kicks and who gets it, gets it"?

or rickfuckers are just insane?

i need to understand the appeal, man! i can't pin point that "thing", honestly have no idea why I thirst over this man so much damn

I'm obsessed! OBSESSED! i need to draw toxic prime, also it's such an interesting idea and love how u build this character

Art trade with @pondhue ‼️

Rick C-137 and Toxic Prime:

(read top down then left to right)

the prompt was "c137 and toxic prime", which at first seemed simple but then it got me thinking SO HARD about prime's personality. i went insane and had to do a character analysis, rewatching the prime episodes, even taking some inspo from other characters...

theres a lot more i have to say about toxic prime and a couple of extra drawings/planning sketches ↓

but first something silly!

I first had to think about what made prime different from other ricks, since the only example of a toxic rick we've seen from the show is our beloved c137. Prime is a narcissistic prick, what could be possibly hate about himself?

Prime is the first to witness infinity. Infinite timelines and infinite actions, driving him into a state of nihilism, being convinced that since nothing matters, he has to live as if nothing matters to him.

But unfortunately, his attachments and his spite are the underlying motives of everything hes built up, which contradicts this.

The way I tried to represent this dichotomy was with the following idea:

Inside of Prime there are a "seer" and a "doer" two wolves. Prime loves what he does and gloats in his creations, so clearly the "clean" prime would be the parts of him that build and kill, as well as the parts of him that have fun doing it. All that's left then, is his jealousy and his underlying motivations, which are his greatest weaknesses. I compared this to 'vestigial structures' which form evolutionary but serve no purpose, which is how (i think) prime would think of his emotions.

Toxic prime is still loyal to clean prime (which is what makes him different from c137 and his toxic counterpart). He's clingly and incapable because thats the role he plays in prime's mind. He craves validation and is insufferable to be around. Boundaries are a mystery to him.

I added some other physical aspects that i thought would fit this character. I think Prime would connect his regenerative properties to his emotional state as a sort of mental check, requiring him to save face and never falter in front of others, lest he want to physically fall apart. (thus toxic prime has marginally weaker regenerative properties). I also really liked the idea of prime using his cybernetics (intentionally or unintentionally) to physically cling to c137. Considering the fact that we've only seen cybernetic melding in unrickmorten, it must have been a trait of Prime to be able to do that.

yeah idk, yappathon over

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

gay doctor's💕

Birdrick fans who hate Diane will never cease to amaze me.

Rick and Birdperson's dynamic means something because Rick loved Diane first, and because he STILL loves her. His first love died tragically because of him (in his eyes) everyone he loves dies because he loves them and because his love can be used against him, that is a massive plot point and the whole reason why he mistreats his family and wouldn't even say "relationship" in regards to Birdperson.

Rick being able to cope with his trauma, move on, and admit that he loves another person, is a massive turning point for him. And even with Diane dead, even if he admits he loves Birdperson, he still loves her. That is a fact. He did not spend over 3 decades at *least* trying to avenge her death just for people to dislike her bc she ruins an mlm ship. He loves both of them. Diane is just not there to physically be loved.

You really water down what makes Birdperson such a huge turning point in Rick's life when you decide to ignore his trauma for the sake of him getting bird dick.

literally, mf freaky as hell

yes, Cuddy deserved to kill House with hammers at multiple points throughout the series but he would’ve started moaning and made it weird so it’s probably better she didn’t