Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
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it was a glorious 90 minutes of my life tears were shed
Come On Feel The "Illinoise" Musical is now open on Broadway for a limited 16-week run at the St. James Theatre. Tickets for all dates can be found here.
lowkey me af
walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
*mr breast voice*
IN THIS VIDEO I GAVE NEIL PERRY LESBIAN MOMS, A LOVING HOUSEHOLD, AND A BOTTLE OF RITALIN
- watching white collar
- JESSICA FROM POI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE DATING ANOTHER SOLDIER TOO DANG
Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
selkie jason AU: so they are not all sea animals but they. like to swim, ok. wet beast AU.
had a random thought of damian being a non-shifting regular human like bruce. this is how they watch movies. sorry about steph she is taking a government mandated bat break (im tired of drawing)
I drew them <3
tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin