Changing Room Mishap

reading fics is like oscillating between “hell yeah fuck the canon” and “no they wouldn’t fucking do that like ever”

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

reverse robins damian and his baby brother 🥰

i would never lie

i willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation

That doomed business partner yaoi will have u knee-deep in mitski’s discography on a Wednesday afternoon

people will really try to argue that love and death aren't fundamentally entangled as if they don't ring the same bells for weddings and funerals

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better