7even11eleven-blog - This Is Me For Now

When you and your friend are both self-deprecating as hell

Yeah, I have a pretty lousy memory. It’s true.

I am crying omfg

Neville: It's unhealthy to eat past 9pm.

Ron, eating pizza at 3am: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion.

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

Dunkirk (2017) -  dir. Christopher Nolan

WHEN 400.000 MEN  COULDN’T GET HOME

HOME CAME FOR THEM

Random linguistic observation #137: in American English, depending on the tone, expression and posture with which it’s delivered, the word “yeah” can mean any of:

That is correct.

I approve.

I don’t care.

I am skeptical.

I wasn’t listening.

I agree to your proposal.

I require additional information.

I support you in this undertaking.

I didn’t tell you because I thought it was obvious.

I recognise the truth of your words, but fail to see their relevance.

I am a sapient jug of fruit punch.