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Could people reblog this with pictures of late 80s/ early 90s Roger? It's for science

"Why do you care about the Earth? You're not even a planet 🤨"

That's how they sound rn. Stupid.

Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.

The King Isn’t Dead (m) II myg

Pairing: Yoongi x oc (fem)

Rating:  M

Word: 19.7k~ (my finger slipped?)

Genre:  historical fic, smut, romance, fluff, angst, political upheaval shit

Summary:  After the invasion and the King’s miraculous survival, the nation aims to secure stability and his position of power through the prospect of marriage and continuing the Min line.  As a promise to your brother on the battlefield, the King promises to consider you as his potential wife - to love and to protect.  Or maybe it’ll be the other way around?

Warnings:  Language, non-descriptive violence, prior death, angst, unprotected sex (please dont), public sex (kind of), fluffy fucking, oral sex, fingering, handjobs, unfortunate but historically accurate depictions of misogyny 

AN:  Firstly, I did my own research on Joseon history, and I am by no means an expert on this subject.  This is fiction, and I do not mean to offend anyone with my depiction of this era. Secondly, that upload of Yoongi practicing his sword choreography has taken up way too much of my mental space to not try this one out.  Thirdly, I edited (mildly).  And lastly, I just love this man so much and missed his little face.  Keep healing, Baby. 

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The rumors of the King surviving the latest and decisive battle against the sea invaders spread through the country like wildfire.  With a starting 20,000 men, less than a third returned home.  Broken, scarred, exhausted, and traumatized.  But victorious.

Some say the King rose back from the dead to fight off the invaders.  Others say he turned into a tiger and bit off the opposing captain’s head.  Some say he drank the enemies’ blood to revive himself, to finish the battle. But, you know better. 

The battle left the King with a scar down his eye apparently.  Upon his return, Traditionalists in court whispered behind his back that they should dethrone him.  No royal should bare a scar, they reminded.  The loyalists had them drowned for speaking such slander against their savior. The country would make an exception for this King.

As long as he wed promptly.  He has a week to chose a bride that would provide the nation with a prince.  Solidify the Min royal line.

And this is why you sit on his floor, head low, with two other possible wives for the King.  You wait for examination in the finest robes your aunt could buy.  Which one of you will become a Queen and the others concubines or gisaengs?

There is Seunghee who has an air of royalty, with her long straight hair and pale skin.  She comes from a family of scholars who have advised the King’s courts for decades.  She is slender and mild mannered.  

And on your left, there is Arin.  She too exudes elegance with her petite facial features and bright eyes.  She comes from a wealthy family in the North that could easily barter treaties for foreign aid.  She is poised and charming.

You don’t know how you ended up here.  

Actually, you do. You just can’t believe it, because you’re not from an obscenely noble family with long ties to the throne.  You originate from the South, adopted with your brother by your uncle and aunt.  Your family was well off and built ships for the military.  Your family is important but still a new name to the inner ring of palace.

In an alternate reality, where the recent attack had not occurred, you would never have ended up here.  Your brother would not have gone to war, would not have been drafted in the hidden division that prevented the full on invasion on Busan bay.   Your brother would never be stationed in the fleet next to the King — he would never have seen the sneak attack on his Majesty, from the side.  He would never had acted so courageously by jumping in front of the King, saving his Grace from death.  Your brother would’ve survived, and his last dying wish wouldn’t be the safety of his sister.

You’re only here because your brother is dead. 

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Omg,,,,,this is me

I GOT AN IDEA! For headcanons! How about, reader is an artist and she draws A LOT! Like, she's so endorsed that she forgets to eat or drink water and Levi always prepares her snacks and things she loves and takes care of her! Reminds her to hydrate, cooks for her, gives her eyedrops so her eyes don't wither and die phahaha and sometimes even snatches away her iPad or canvas and threatens her to go take a break. He also gives rubs and massages because her back and shoulders are killing her 😄

v cute prompt, sweet friend!! and here is to all my queens and kings who are dedicated to their craft!!! 

Levi is.......a hypocrite lmfao 

Sometimes he gets legitimately frustrated that you get so engrossed in what you’re working on 

He doesn’t understand that you are an Artiste™️ and have things that need to tumble out of your brain right now immediately

Even if it is 12:45am and you were about to go to bed 

Even though he does literally the same thing

Has the audacity to ask, “Can’t it wait until tomorrow?” 

Um no

You always hit him back with the, “When has your work ever waited until tomorrow?” 

He starts to understand and inwardly really admires how much dedication you have towards all your creative projects

You obviously really love doing it and he thinks that’s amazing 

So who is he to squash that passion? 

And the more Levi thinks about it, the more he realizes you already thought that about his working habits and his hobbies

How many times have you graciously let him roll out of bed to go work on something? 

How many times have you encouraged him when he felt a little down/inadequate regarding his own stuff? 

So he starts really getting invested in your stuff 

Always asks you how your latest project is going 

Doesn’t press to see it until you feel comfortable showing him your progress

Levi even shares his workspace with you, and is only slightly miffed about the added clutter lmfao 

And is a very considerate boi and knocks every time before he comes in so he doesn’t startle you or accidentally walk in on a project you don’t feel comfortable showing him yet

Levi is the type to come knocking just to bring snacks!! 

If you’ve been in there for hours, it doesn’t even surprise him anymore

He just looks at the clock and goes, “Hmm...probably wants a snack now”

You’ve done that for him so many times and he really appreciates it, so he wants to return the favor tenfold 

He’s super observant about what types of snacks “help” you 

Like, your favorite fruit will get you going 

But a cinnamon roll or something super super sweet? Never again 

He's learned from his mistakes on snack choices

Above all, Levi is all about hydration 

Hydration King 

Truth be told, he still gets a little annoyed that you’ll just be out of commission for hours and so he’ll find excuses to just aggressively knock, stomp inside, and slam down some water lmfao 

“Levi I just had a full glass of water like an hour ago, I’m fine” 

“You think that was an hour ago? It was almost three hours ago, drink some goddamn water” 

Most of the time, you’re completely right and he’s severely bending the truth, but again, he’s making excuses to come and just be around you for a second 

Mostly to make sure you’re alive, but also to get some more updates on what you’re working on 

But again, mostly to make sure you’re alive

And, while you are getting better at it, you still tend to just lose yourself in what you’re doing and can be away for hours and hours and hours 

Sometimes pulling all-nighters (like Levi)

But those are the times he says “fuck that” and will actively rip out your stuff from out of your hands lmao 

Absolutely will insist on you taking a break

Especially with him

Would never admit that he misses you sometimes but he absolutely does

He knows you have your limits and it’s for your own good 

You do it to him too and he knows he does find it helpful, so it’s only fair he is mindful of how you’re doing and how you’re spending your time

Even if it does take you out of your “mojo”, you do appreciate it

Especially when you get those very coveted Levi Massages

Levi IS the supreme masseuse 

You’d think he may be a little too rough, but he’s actually surprisingly good at massages 

Especially shoulder massages

The neck he still sometimes squeezes a little too hard lmfao 

But the shoulders? Divine touch 

You choose to ignore him scolding you for your posture every time while he massages your shoulders 

Because hell, if he keeps massaging you like this, you might as well keep up the bad posture lmaooo

Makes you promise him you’ll be done soon or else he will come back with a vengeance 

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So, I am very happy that Corpse is getting such a huge fan base so quickly (which he honestly deserves). It's also nice that people are writing fanfics about him and he seems chill about it so far. The only thing I want to say is be careful what you post for HIS sake. What I'm talking about is there's a lot of fanfics with him being called "Daddy" and according to OG subscribers; the term makes him uncomfortable. This man has horrible anxiety already and the last thing we need is fans making him uncomfortable while he's in euphoria with him growing. We all love Corpse and we're all having fun with him; but let's remember this makes him uncomfortable. I'm not hating on anyone either since this is unknown to all new subscribers. I just want all of us to be on the same page for him so he doesn't feel uncomfortable with us😊

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Loki transforms himself into a snake and waits for his next victim to approach. Peter enters the room.

Peter: Awe look at the little snek. So smooth, so wiggly, so good.

Loki/Snake: *sticks out tongue*

Peter: Yep, this is one great snek. 10 out of 10 would boop his snoop. *reaches out and lightly pokes snake on the nose* Boop!

Loki/Snake: *blink*

Peter: Well I gotta go patrol. Bye bye smol snek!

Peter leaves the area. Loki transforms back as Thor enters the room

Thor: What happened to proving you feel no attachment to the Spider child?

Loki: His levels of innocence and purity has cracked my stone cold heart. I cannot explain it any other way.