Pookie From “behind” ❤️

If Karl has twt, I'm deactivating 💀💀 I'll delete my entire existence. Don't want that man to know how much of a shrimp i am for him smdkskdkd

How the Four Lords React to Being Thirsted Over

(this is gonna be a little meta/fourth wall break, if this has been done before I am sorry, i thought this would be poggers)

It was Daniela's idea to get each of the Lords a phone. Cassandra thought it would be a horrible idea, but Bela encouraged it thinking it would be incessantly funny.

Dimitrescu: Let me say this first; the phone is too small. The girls had to get her the biggest model of touch screen (a tablet, alcina is a ipad kid now lmao), and it was phone size for her. Alcina has to squint in order to see it properly. Bela messaged her a link, which was a thread of people thirsting over Alcina. (The time it took for her mother to find where the messages were, and how to place her index finger onto the tiny blue link was unspeakably long.) When she finally clicked on the link, she was nearly horrified. All three girls came downstairs when Bela told the other two, and they hid behind a giant pillar. Alcina sat in her white, floral patterned love-seat, her phone in one hand and her tea cup half full of Sanguis Virginis. Her brow was furrowed as she stared at the rectangular glowing object in her hand. "They want to what my what?? These people are dastardly! I bet they are all men too! I'd have half the mind not to hunt them all down and cut them from stomach to throat! Those vile-" She growled under her breath, until Cassandra popping out from behind the wall caught her eye. "Actually, Mother... a good portion of them are women..." Cassandra corrected in hopes of calming her mothers angry flames. Alcina seemed to relax a little in her seat, taking a sip of her wine and taking a deep breath. "Then those people have good taste, if they like me, just not those disgusting men and their foul words," Bela and Daniela followed behind Cassandra like a row of baby ducks, standing on either side of her. "That's not even the bad part... you should see Ethan and the fly swatter..." Bela snickered, covering her mouth to stifle her quiet giggles, and in response Cassandra gave her a hard elbow in the rib. "I know where you sleep!" Bela playfully whispered in as a warning to Cassandra. Alcina rose to her height fully in her seat, obviously not calm anymore. Her eyes were wide and wild when they stared down at the three girls.

"What?!"

Moreau: Sal has accounts on everything, when he got used to having a phone. He couldn't get Hulu or Netflix because you had to pay for it. (This resulted in a call to the girls, he thought his phone was broken when he had to pay for the subscription services) He just watches conspiracy theories and free romantic movies Youtube. So, the three invite Moreau for a tea party at their castle, to show him how to use his phone. To their surprise, he already has accounts on nearly everything. He just needed to know how to use them more in depth. The girls crowded around him, showing him how to use Tumblr first. "See? This is fan-art... it is what fans make of you to show they appreciate or like you! Pretty cool huh?" Bela pointed to the screen once they got to the search his name. Hundreds of different things came up such as fan-art, fan-fictions, headcanons, 'x readers', and more. As Salvatore's eyes scanned the screen, he sighed happily. "There... are that many people out there that like me?" The girls patted him on the back when he began to cry reading all of the kind things that people had wrote to him. "I want to give them all a hug," He wailed, wiping his tears with both hands. The phone sat on the table, and the girls looked at each other. They felt bad, not wanting to get the phone to make Sal cry. Cassandra rolled her eyes at the other girls when she noticed they looked unsure. "It's alright, I am sure you will be able to," Cassandra rubbed his back soothingly. Moreau threw his arms around her, the thought overwhelming him and eventually starting to sob worse than before. (He appreciates the fan-made stuff, lets just say :])

Heisenberg: The girls would've thrown a tea party for Heisenberg, even willing to make their poor uncle-figure need to dress up but... Alcina hated the idea of Karl coming over to the castle. So she reluctantly allowed the girls over to his factory. Bela, Daniela and Cassandra sat on one side of the rusty table and Karl sat on the other with his booted-feet up. The girls went through his phone, downloading different popular apps they wouldn't think he'd use. They taught him how to use them, and left for their castle for the night. Later that night, the man stared at the glass screen while smoking a cigar. He opened the lock-screen, went onto Tumblr, and searched his name. Big mistake... He sat back into his chair, blowing curls of gray smoke into the air. He chuckled at a couple of comments that people had left under some goofy fan-art... and that's when he saw it. He had nearly dropped his cigar when he saw a thread of fan-art of him shirtless. "They made me so hot..." He looked down at his stomach, and back at the fan-art which displayed a 6-pack. "They are so generous for giving me a fucking 6-pack... damn I got to work on this," (say it with me, Karl. has. a. dad. bod. THANK YOU.) He scrolled, seeing a few more pieces of fan-art of him shirtless but them he saw numerous NSFW fan-fictions about himself. Karl gasped, putting his cigar down and clicking the 'read more,' option. Soon it was midnight. And he had read so... so many fan-fictions about himself... His eyes were red and he had eye-bags under them. "Jesus Christ these people are fucking freaks," (this is a compliment i promise)

Beneviento: Donna is very confused at first at the concept of a phone and is the Lord that takes the longest to get the hang of it, but when she sees people calling her portrait (yes portrait instead of picture she calls it) beautiful she is instantly like ":o". She is very flustered, but goes through every single fan-fic, headcanon, and piece of fan-art that is under her name. She enjoys every bit of it. Cassandra, Bela and Daniela were very surprised when Donna told them she went through every bit of fanart, because it was nearly impossible. But Donna ate it up, feeling quite flattered and joyous. Angie did too, and after Donna showed her the fan-art about her, she was a giggling mess! Donna never expected to be called such positive names, and almost didn't believe it at first. Angie and the three girls reassured Donna though, and she eventually came around to use her phone. She eventually became dependant on it.

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Radio Silence | Series Masterlist

Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)

Summary — Order is everything. Her habits aren’t quirks, they’re survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.

Then Lando Norris happens.

One moment. One line crossed. No going back.

Warnings — Autistic!OFC, Zak’s daughter OFC, forbidden romance vibes, very very slowburn romance, ableism on page, strong language, autistic meltdowns on page, eventual sexual content.

Notes — Hope you love it. This series will be longer than From Eden, possibly around 20 chapters. Remember to check each chapter for individual warnings.

Want to be added to the taglist? Let me know! — Peach x

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE

Yooo 😭 people read my fanfics!! I am so very blessed...

So here I am feeding you more my hungry children!

Simply Simping

Corpse husband x Singer! Reader

Summary: in which his fans find out he’s into a certain singer that inspires him and they comment on his friends’ videos.

The next time they play he gets a earful of their chatter about her.

Warnings: cuties

Extra: S/N stands for ‘stage name’

Just another day streaming with the gang.

He didn’t have any more rounds left in him so he said goodbye to the team as well as his fans. and signed off for the night.

Scrolling through his phone he saw S/N’s newest post, quickly clicking on it.

God she looked stunning. Speaking of ‘god’ corpse was convinced if he had favourites you would be one of them. It was just another cute picture of you in your fall outfit but he thought it was the most fucking marvelouse thing he’s ever layed his eyes on. Exept yourself of course.

He couldn’t help but comment on the post.

‘You look stunning as always’

He hovered over the post button. Before quickly pressing it and covering his red face with a pillow. He’s never done that before. Especially not with an internet idol. He was gonna blow.

Trying to forget what he had just done and not being able to delete it because at least hundreds of people had seen it already and it would be embarrassing to delete it now and-

He was ramblling to much, that habit needed to go soon.

Falling asleep on his comfy pillows he slept peacefully that night dreaming of you.

Skip

It’s been three days.

You ended up liking the photo.

And commenting, ‘aww thanks corpse😊💕’.

Now everyone knows about the comment.

He’s gonna die...

Its been to long and he promised his fans that he would stream again.

Setting everything up, and logging in the game he could see the comments pouring already.

‘Anyone see his comment on S/N’s post AHHH their so cutee’

‘He’s a simp😳😳’

‘ITS A SHIP YALL MAKE THIS TRENDING!’

God how embarrassing. If you saw all this he wouldnt know what to do with himself, might as well die of embarrassment.

Entering the lobby he was greated with the usual.

Felix screaming at him to touch eyeballs again.

And skkyuno talking and saying hi.

Until Sean broaght something up.

“So were gonna ignore that corpse is a simp for S/N?”

“Ohhhhh I saw that! Marzia talks about her like crazy and told me that corpse commented”

“My mans learning about love”

He put his hands on his face, even thought they couldn’t see him he still tried to cover it.

“Oh god stop, I’m traumatized enough. She even replied”

He said through his mic.

Even through all the laughs and chatter he heard his phone ding.

Grabbing he looked at the notification.

It was from you.

‘Fuck fuck fuck...’

He looked at the text, it was from Instagram.

Heyy

Sorry you had to go through all that attention just cus I replied.

I just wanted to say something cus I think it was nice of you to say that about me haha...

((Btw I think your cool and we should hang out if you wanna😉))

-Y/N

With his shaky hands he tried to reply.

‘That sound good actually

It’s not problem tomorrow at 8:30??’

Maybe that was to straight forward. He heard another ding.

‘Thats sound perfect!

Tomorrow it is!!’

You should talk a lot tomorrow I wanna year your voice! 😊😊

Going back to the game he placed his headphones back on.

“Corpse where were you?”

“Yeah man we need more brain power”

“Sorry guys I got a date tomorrow”

“Damn!!”

“You work hard corpse!”

“Bet it’s S/N”

He addressed the issue on twitter and got goin getting ready for tomorrow. After all this is his chance.

Omg it’s so bad 😂

I hope you liked this even if it’s rushed haha.

A big thanks to @artist-bby

I love you! Thank you!!!

Tag: (yesss) @annshit thanks for the support 💕

Message me if you want to see anymore specific corpse husband content >:D

[Helping Y/N for a spelling test]

Nishinoya: Ok, your next word is…

Nishinoya: Fergalicious.

Y/N:

Y/N: Definition?

Nishinoya, intellectually: Make them boys go loco.

♤ Catch Fire ♤

↳ You can’t help but wonder what the hell is going on inside of the quiet angry guy’s head who’s always brooding under the big oak tree. Life isn’t kind, Yoongi knows that from first hand experience, but the curious girl who always watches him is.

pairing: troubled!yoongi x curious!reader

genre: sm au, fluff, slight angst, crack/humor, college au

updates: at least twice a week

status: completed

a/n: my first bts x reader au!! I’m so excited to see how this’ll turn out lol. there is some angst in this story but not a lot so it’s mainly fluff again :)

intro: profiles

⚡️part 1 ~ sniffing the grass

⚡️part 2 ~ funky fritos

⚡️part 3 ~ losing our shmoney

⚡️part 4 ~ no adult supervision

⚡️part 5 ~ lovely mega thot

⚡️part 6 ~ hot hang out

⚡️part 7 ~ martian friends

⚡️part 8 ~ monkey debate

⚡️part 9 ~ shady beach estate collector

⚡️part 10 ~ Spring Break pt.1: four hour hell ride

⚡️part 11 ~ Spring Break pt.2: cowabunga

⚡️part 12 ~ Spring Break pt.3: sashay away

⚡️part 13 ~ Spring Break pt.4: 1+1=69

⚡️part 14 ~ mf tye dye

⚡️part 15 ~ the day you earn it

⚡️part 16 ~ he trusted you

⚡️part 17 ~ bleak world

⚡️part 18 ~ secret lover

⚡️part 19 ~ knock off Shreck

⚡️part 20 ~ Gordon Ramsay’s hit list

⚡️part 21 ~ my feelings

⚡️part 22 ~ clink clink bitch

⚡️part 23 ~ papa yoongi

⚡️part 24 ~ dashing reindeer

⚡️part 25 ~ gogurt style

⚡️part 26 ~ business demon

⚡️part 27 ~ shake it’s ecosystem

⚡️part 28 ~ epilogue

outro: profiles

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What if.... Jotun Loki in my art style? 🤔

I almost never post shit here but I just wanna share this here with you guys.

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If anyone asks where his hand went, it got eaten by an alligator