Ho am I an oyster
my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them
Thank you for this ๐๐
Some words to use when writing things:
winking
clenching
pulsing
fluttering
contracting
twitching
sucking
quivering
pulsating
throbbing
beating
thumping
thudding
pounding
humming
palpitate
vibrate
grinding
crushing
hammering
lashing
knocking
driving
thrusting
pushing
force
injecting
filling
dilate
stretching
lingering
expanding
bouncing
reaming
elongate
enlarge
unfolding
yielding
sternly
firmly
tightlyย
harshly
thoroughly
consistently
precision
accuracy
carefully
demanding
strictly
restriction
meticulously
scrupulously
rigorously
rim
edge
lip
circle
band
encircling
enclosing
surrounding
piercing
curl
lock
twist
coil
spiral
whorl
dip
wet
soak
madly
wildly
noisily
rowdily
rambunctiously
decadent
degenerate
immoral
indulgent
accept
take
invite
nook
indentation
niche
depression
indent
depress
delay
tossing
writhing
flailing
squirming
rolling
wriggling
wiggling
thrashing
struggling
grappling
striving
straining
Thatโs it guys. Itโs made itโs way onto urban dictionary ๐
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FATUI HARBINGER! Corpse
Ahem..... Kung tayo ay matanda naโ
Ello :) i love all of your writings so much and i was so happy when i kfound out u were also filipino :) i just wanted to ask if you could could do a imagine where loki comes with filipino y/n to visit her family and they make her do karaoke and like she sings something like kahit maputi na ang buhok ko to loki, and hes admiring her beautiful voice?
[war flashbacks to hows of us]
so do you guys know the little more upbeat one? the one that sounds more karaoke-ish??
yeah that's what u sing almost everytime
and kahit nakakasawa nang kantahin you still have fun and your fam likes it anyway sooooo yuh
so you and loki picked the perfect (read: wrong) time to visit family
your rich titoโs birthday
and that meant san mig and pusoy dos until morning
aND IT ALSO MEANT PERSISTENT TITAS WHO WANT TO HEAR YOU SING
AND FOR WHAT (looking at you tita cory)
loki has never heard you sing
and when he does oh god
imagine that scene in the loki series
wHEN SHE SINGS SHE SINGS COME HOME
thatโs like one of the only good things about the series /hj
sorry lost my train of thought there
anyway that scene but you and your fam while loki watches silently, smiling softly
yOU LOOK SO CUTE WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT
bopping around and dancing and singing
that much adorableness? illegal
he pleads to hear you sing again
sadly, you deny him
ghorl why tho
if he asked me to sing god id never shut up
Omg,,,,,this is me
I GOT AN IDEA! For headcanons! How about, reader is an artist and she draws A LOT! Like, she's so endorsed that she forgets to eat or drink water and Levi always prepares her snacks and things she loves and takes care of her! Reminds her to hydrate, cooks for her, gives her eyedrops so her eyes don't wither and die phahaha and sometimes even snatches away her iPad or canvas and threatens her to go take a break. He also gives rubs and massages because her back and shoulders are killing her ๐
v cute prompt, sweet friend!! and here is to all my queens and kings who are dedicated to their craft!!!ย
Levi is.......a hypocrite lmfaoย
Sometimes he gets legitimately frustrated that you get so engrossed in what youโre working onย
He doesnโt understand that you are an Artisteโข๏ธ and have things that need to tumble out of your brain right now immediately
Even if it is 12:45am and you were about to go to bedย
Even though he does literally the same thing
Has the audacity to ask,ย โCanโt it wait until tomorrow?โย
Um no
You always hit him back with the,ย โWhen has your work ever waited until tomorrow?โย
He starts to understand and inwardly really admires how much dedication you have towards all your creative projects
You obviously really love doing it and he thinks thatโs amazingย
So who is he to squash that passion?ย
And the more Levi thinks about it, the more he realizes you already thought that about his working habits and his hobbies
How many times have you graciously let him roll out of bed to go work on something?ย
How many times have you encouraged him when he felt a little down/inadequate regarding his own stuff?ย
So he starts really getting invested in your stuffย
Always asks you how your latest project is goingย
Doesnโt press to see it until you feel comfortable showing him your progress
Levi even shares his workspace with you, and is only slightly miffed about the added clutter lmfaoย
And is a very considerate boi and knocks every time before he comes in so he doesnโt startle you or accidentally walk in on a project you donโt feel comfortable showing him yet
Levi is the type to come knocking just to bring snacks!!ย
If youโve been in there for hours, it doesnโt even surprise him anymore
He just looks at the clock and goes,ย โHmm...probably wants a snack nowโ
Youโve done that for him so many times and he really appreciates it, so he wants to return the favor tenfoldย
Heโs super observant about what types of snacksย โhelpโ youย
Like, your favorite fruit will get you goingย
But a cinnamon roll or something super super sweet? Never againย
He's learned from his mistakes on snack choices
Above all, Levi is all about hydrationย
Hydration Kingย
Truth be told, he still gets a little annoyed that youโll just be out of commission for hours and so heโll find excuses to just aggressively knock, stomp inside, and slam down some water lmfaoย
โLevi I just had a full glass of water like an hour ago, Iโm fineโย
โYou think that was an hour ago? It was almost three hours ago, drink some goddamn waterโย
Most of the time, youโre completely right and heโs severely bending the truth, but again, heโs making excuses to come and just be around you for a secondย
Mostly to make sure youโre alive, but also to get some more updates on what youโre working onย
But again, mostly to make sure youโre alive
And, while you are getting better at it, you still tend to just lose yourself in what youโre doing and can be away for hours and hours and hoursย
Sometimes pulling all-nighters (like Levi)
But those are the times he saysย โfuck thatโ and will actively rip out your stuff from out of your hands lmaoย
Absolutely will insist on you taking a break
Especially with him
Would never admit that he misses you sometimes but he absolutely does
He knows you have your limits and itโs for your own goodย
You do it to him too and he knows he does find it helpful, so itโs only fair he is mindful of how youโre doing and how youโre spending your time
Even if it does take you out of yourย โmojoโ, you do appreciate it
Especially when you get those very coveted Levi Massages
Levi IS the supreme masseuseย
Youโd think he may be a little too rough, but heโs actually surprisingly good at massagesย
Especially shoulder massages
The neck he still sometimes squeezes a little too hard lmfaoย
But the shoulders? Divine touchย
You choose to ignore him scolding you for your posture every time while he massages your shouldersย
Because hell, if he keeps massaging you like this, you might as well keep up the bad posture lmaooo
Makes you promise him youโll be done soon or else he will come back with a vengeanceย
Levi Ackerman Supports Local Artistsย
Benedict Bridgerton x Princess!Reader
18+
Summary: The youngest daughter of Queen Charlotte and King George, plagued by the same illness as her father, grows tired of her lonely and isolated existence. When escaping the prison-like castle she has been sequestered in for her entire life, she meets a young man who shares her love for painting and whom she can not stop thinking about. Secrets, betrayal, and love all fight against one another. Which one will win?
Series Warnings: Love at first sight; POV third person; eventual smut; isolation; dramatic/inaccurate depictions of mental illness; thoughts of death; there will be fluff, okay? I swear; potential historical inaccuracies; complex mother/daughter relationship; historical medical practices; SIMP Benedict; idgaf about historical canon; complicated sibling relationships; execution by hanging
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(Tags will be updated as the story continues)
Last Updated: 03/28/24 (Complete)
*indicates smut
Chapter One - Loathing Boredom
Chapter Two - Ruinous Secrets
Chapter Three - Never is a Promise
Chapter Four - As the Poets Say
Chapter Five - Vagrant Body
Chapter Six - Codes and Clues
Chapter Seven - Dig My Fingers in
Chapter Eight - No Light of My Own
Chapter Nine - This Sweet Plague *
Chapter Ten - Tricked By the Past
Chapter Eleven - No Label, No Name
Chapter Twelve - Keeping Time
Chapter Thirteen - Only You Can Mend
Chapter Fourteen - Not Above Violence
Interlude - Lady Whistledown
Chapter Fifteen - Matching Wounds
Chapter Sixteen - Go Along to Be With You
Chapter Seventeen - Balanced on Desire
Interlude - Marietta
Chapter Eighteen - Oh, My One
Chapter Nineteen - Like Fuel to Fire *
Chapter Twenty - If I Send for You
Interlude - Honeymoon *
Chapter Twenty One - An Atom and a Star
Chapter Twenty Two - The Bed I Was Born In *
Chapter Twenty Three - Don't Wait to Understand
Chapter Twenty Four - Fingers Laced a Crown
Chapter Twenty Five - Here to Kingdom Come *
Epilogue - A Moment, A Love
Drabble - Pall Mall Drabble - Picnic Drabble - Like Mother, Like Son Drabble - Jealousy Drabble - More Than a Maid Drabble - Coronation Day Drabble - Second Son Drabble - Number Four Drabble - Reasonably Unreasonable Drabble - Tag, You're It Drabble - Sisters Drabble - Spoiled Drabble - Opal of the Season Drabble - Fit for Family Drabble - Garden in Bloom * (smut adjacent) Drabble - What if? AU