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The King Isn’t Dead (m) II myg

Pairing: Yoongi x oc (fem)

Rating:  M

Word: 19.7k~ (my finger slipped?)

Genre:  historical fic, smut, romance, fluff, angst, political upheaval shit

Summary:  After the invasion and the King’s miraculous survival, the nation aims to secure stability and his position of power through the prospect of marriage and continuing the Min line.  As a promise to your brother on the battlefield, the King promises to consider you as his potential wife - to love and to protect.  Or maybe it’ll be the other way around?

Warnings:  Language, non-descriptive violence, prior death, angst, unprotected sex (please dont), public sex (kind of), fluffy fucking, oral sex, fingering, handjobs, unfortunate but historically accurate depictions of misogyny 

AN:  Firstly, I did my own research on Joseon history, and I am by no means an expert on this subject.  This is fiction, and I do not mean to offend anyone with my depiction of this era. Secondly, that upload of Yoongi practicing his sword choreography has taken up way too much of my mental space to not try this one out.  Thirdly, I edited (mildly).  And lastly, I just love this man so much and missed his little face.  Keep healing, Baby. 

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The rumors of the King surviving the latest and decisive battle against the sea invaders spread through the country like wildfire.  With a starting 20,000 men, less than a third returned home.  Broken, scarred, exhausted, and traumatized.  But victorious.

Some say the King rose back from the dead to fight off the invaders.  Others say he turned into a tiger and bit off the opposing captain’s head.  Some say he drank the enemies’ blood to revive himself, to finish the battle. But, you know better. 

The battle left the King with a scar down his eye apparently.  Upon his return, Traditionalists in court whispered behind his back that they should dethrone him.  No royal should bare a scar, they reminded.  The loyalists had them drowned for speaking such slander against their savior. The country would make an exception for this King.

As long as he wed promptly.  He has a week to chose a bride that would provide the nation with a prince.  Solidify the Min royal line.

And this is why you sit on his floor, head low, with two other possible wives for the King.  You wait for examination in the finest robes your aunt could buy.  Which one of you will become a Queen and the others concubines or gisaengs?

There is Seunghee who has an air of royalty, with her long straight hair and pale skin.  She comes from a family of scholars who have advised the King’s courts for decades.  She is slender and mild mannered.  

And on your left, there is Arin.  She too exudes elegance with her petite facial features and bright eyes.  She comes from a wealthy family in the North that could easily barter treaties for foreign aid.  She is poised and charming.

You don’t know how you ended up here.  

Actually, you do. You just can’t believe it, because you’re not from an obscenely noble family with long ties to the throne.  You originate from the South, adopted with your brother by your uncle and aunt.  Your family was well off and built ships for the military.  Your family is important but still a new name to the inner ring of palace.

In an alternate reality, where the recent attack had not occurred, you would never have ended up here.  Your brother would not have gone to war, would not have been drafted in the hidden division that prevented the full on invasion on Busan bay.   Your brother would never be stationed in the fleet next to the King — he would never have seen the sneak attack on his Majesty, from the side.  He would never had acted so courageously by jumping in front of the King, saving his Grace from death.  Your brother would’ve survived, and his last dying wish wouldn’t be the safety of his sister.

You’re only here because your brother is dead. 

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OUTFITS THE AOT BOYS WOULD WEAR

with: eren, levi, & jean

note: these are just my opinion! hope you enjoy + the setting is a modern college!au <3 pls enjoy daydreaming abt them in these outfits i sure did :)))

↪︎ EREN

eren’s style is casual, typical college boy!

lots of sweaters and grey sweats ;)

he enjoys sneakers too!! vans, nikes, adidas! (once got a pair of yeezys even tho he thought they were ugly it’s all a part of the drip)

he may once in awhile wear something different and more stylish but honestly between school and his part time job he’s lucky he even has time to change clothes

10/10 let’s you borrow any sweatshirts from his very large collections (wants them back before the end of the year though, make sure to spray your perfume on it too)

↪︎ LEVI

levi’s style is work casual, toned down rich boy

he doesn’t really enjoy jeans but he’ll wear them from time to time (if he does he prefers black) occasionally he’ll bring out the blue jeans because you like them

lots of loose button up shirts, he’ll roll the sleeves up when he feels like it if not they’re clasped normally

also has blazers but they’re less worn on a daily basis and more reserved for your dates/class presentations (puts them over your shoulders quite a lot)

has (1) leather jacket he wears and he looks so fuckin good in it + he always smells like expensive college it’s why you sniff him often

↪︎ JEAN

jean’s style is asap rocky inspired, mixed with some casual college boy & then some skater boy (a more fashionable eren if you will)

lots of expensive sneakers & layers, he enjoys standing out & being warm even in the summertime

100% has a few gold chains and lets you wear them sometimes that is when they’re not in your face when he has you beneath him

he’s definitely into fashion & accessorising will even go as far to critiquing your outfits (all good things though, unless it’s like you know hideous he’s going to help you out)

he has pinterest boards dedicated for his aesthetic and even made one for you that you share (so he can help you obviously) expect lots of clothing for your birthday

jean is the most experimental with his style and wears whatever he wants, some days it’s lavish other days it’s a normal tshirt & jeans he just does whatever he likes

New hyperfixation just dropped. Might draw the other teams if this post does well (or if i just feel like it idk i wanna draw williams or mclaren next)

I need more Heisenberg fluff pls ;-; I don't wanna be horny anymore

same

Me whenever I see Levi : I love my man 😍