Latest Posts by a-bbles - Page 6
Neil Newbon ;-;
Me at Y/n: bitch, you're both the same height—
Tokoyami: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things Y/N.
Y/N: That's because you're too short, ya little chicken nugget.
Astarion, My Beloved 💕
Reblogging so I can do this with my Oc later--
Helloooo, I made another OC x canon template thingy👀 I've made the same templates with Alcina and her daughters, Donna, Moreau and The Duke. I'll post them separately because I can't add more than 10 pics per post🙄
Anyway, enjoyyyy
Also I think that there are no mistakes (spelling, etc) but if you notice something please tell me lol🧐
Lady Alcina Dimitrescu & Lady Maggie Robertson 🍷
Karl Heisenberg with dramatic lighting ✨
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On a heisenberg brain rot rn 👍👍
Y/n: *wakes up * AAAH--Oh it was alll a dream *flips to face karl*
Karl with his honky badonky mommy milkies : hey kitten~
Y/n: SHOOT IT WITH A GUN--
When Alcina & her daughters are away for the day and Karl managed to sneak into her room
https://www.tiktok.com/@miserablebastard/video/6969236577134333189?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=6935218890298213894&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0
(I’ve been thinking of this since last night.)
“Karl?” You called for the man, knowing your mother and sisters weren’t home. He said he was gonna step out for a moment and left your room, but you haven’t seen him in a while.
“Karl??” You closed your door behind you, looking over as you spotted someone standing at the very end of the hallway, making you gasp.
There he stood, lacking his usual attire and hammer. His entire body was adorned in your Mother’s favorite cream dress, her black hat sitting on top of his head, covering his grizzly hair. The most prominent statement in his look was the bodice of the dress, stuffed with large round bags of beans to mimic Alcina’s voluptuous curves.
“K-Karl,” You spoke with fear heavy in your tone, watching a smirk start to grow on his shade hidden face. “Wh-what the hell are you-??”
“Hey there kitten,” He spoke proudly, raising the skirts of the long dress that draped like a heavy curtain on the floor. “Do I look presentable?”
“Karl, you’re scaring me.” You backed away when he got closer, seeing he also had on your Mother’s finest pearls on his neck. “What the-why??”
“Do you like it?” He asked, running a free black gloved hand over one of his mounds. “Does my darling like what they see?” His tone got more lowered and sultry, but it only made you more terrified.
“No Karl, please stop.” The fear continued to poison your body, causing your hands to tremble at your sides. “I don’t like it, I don’t like any of it! Just take it off!”
“Oh? What do you not like about it?” He cocked his head, running both hands over his large bosom ever so slow. “It’s the dress, huh? Maybe this isn’t exactly my color, I’ll admit. But it feels so nice on me. So classy and elegant.”
“But why???” You pleaded again, feeling hot tears gather along the borders of your eyes. “Why the fuck do you-You have fucking titties Karl!!”
“Oh these?” Karl’s hands stopped over his chest. “My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed up milkies??”
“Karl stop!” You cried out in vain, large tears rolling down your cheeks as he came even closer. “Get away from me! Take that shit off!”
“My honker wonker doinky doinkies?!” He started shouting, forcing you to turn around and run out of the hallway. He quickly chased after you, his shouting growing even louder. “My fucking fabric stretching, wind flapping, GRAVITY WELLIN SEX MOUNDS Y/N?!”
“GET AWAY!!” You screamed in horror, his laughs growing louder as he ran right behind you, holding onto the dress skirts so he didn’t trip over them.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
Just gonna dump this here 💘
I need more Heisenberg fluff pls ;-; I don't wanna be horny anymore
Why tf would the village pray to Mother Miranda when KARL "DILF™" HEISENBERG IS RIGHT THERE
Welcome to my new religion 🛐
If Karl has twt, I'm deactivating 💀💀 I'll delete my entire existence. Don't want that man to know how much of a shrimp i am for him smdkskdkd
How the Four Lords React to Being Thirsted Over
(this is gonna be a little meta/fourth wall break, if this has been done before I am sorry, i thought this would be poggers)
It was Daniela's idea to get each of the Lords a phone. Cassandra thought it would be a horrible idea, but Bela encouraged it thinking it would be incessantly funny.
Dimitrescu: Let me say this first; the phone is too small. The girls had to get her the biggest model of touch screen (a tablet, alcina is a ipad kid now lmao), and it was phone size for her. Alcina has to squint in order to see it properly. Bela messaged her a link, which was a thread of people thirsting over Alcina. (The time it took for her mother to find where the messages were, and how to place her index finger onto the tiny blue link was unspeakably long.) When she finally clicked on the link, she was nearly horrified. All three girls came downstairs when Bela told the other two, and they hid behind a giant pillar. Alcina sat in her white, floral patterned love-seat, her phone in one hand and her tea cup half full of Sanguis Virginis. Her brow was furrowed as she stared at the rectangular glowing object in her hand. "They want to what my what?? These people are dastardly! I bet they are all men too! I'd have half the mind not to hunt them all down and cut them from stomach to throat! Those vile-" She growled under her breath, until Cassandra popping out from behind the wall caught her eye. "Actually, Mother... a good portion of them are women..." Cassandra corrected in hopes of calming her mothers angry flames. Alcina seemed to relax a little in her seat, taking a sip of her wine and taking a deep breath. "Then those people have good taste, if they like me, just not those disgusting men and their foul words," Bela and Daniela followed behind Cassandra like a row of baby ducks, standing on either side of her. "That's not even the bad part... you should see Ethan and the fly swatter..." Bela snickered, covering her mouth to stifle her quiet giggles, and in response Cassandra gave her a hard elbow in the rib. "I know where you sleep!" Bela playfully whispered in as a warning to Cassandra. Alcina rose to her height fully in her seat, obviously not calm anymore. Her eyes were wide and wild when they stared down at the three girls.
"What?!"
Moreau: Sal has accounts on everything, when he got used to having a phone. He couldn't get Hulu or Netflix because you had to pay for it. (This resulted in a call to the girls, he thought his phone was broken when he had to pay for the subscription services) He just watches conspiracy theories and free romantic movies Youtube. So, the three invite Moreau for a tea party at their castle, to show him how to use his phone. To their surprise, he already has accounts on nearly everything. He just needed to know how to use them more in depth. The girls crowded around him, showing him how to use Tumblr first. "See? This is fan-art... it is what fans make of you to show they appreciate or like you! Pretty cool huh?" Bela pointed to the screen once they got to the search his name. Hundreds of different things came up such as fan-art, fan-fictions, headcanons, 'x readers', and more. As Salvatore's eyes scanned the screen, he sighed happily. "There... are that many people out there that like me?" The girls patted him on the back when he began to cry reading all of the kind things that people had wrote to him. "I want to give them all a hug," He wailed, wiping his tears with both hands. The phone sat on the table, and the girls looked at each other. They felt bad, not wanting to get the phone to make Sal cry. Cassandra rolled her eyes at the other girls when she noticed they looked unsure. "It's alright, I am sure you will be able to," Cassandra rubbed his back soothingly. Moreau threw his arms around her, the thought overwhelming him and eventually starting to sob worse than before. (He appreciates the fan-made stuff, lets just say :])
Heisenberg: The girls would've thrown a tea party for Heisenberg, even willing to make their poor uncle-figure need to dress up but... Alcina hated the idea of Karl coming over to the castle. So she reluctantly allowed the girls over to his factory. Bela, Daniela and Cassandra sat on one side of the rusty table and Karl sat on the other with his booted-feet up. The girls went through his phone, downloading different popular apps they wouldn't think he'd use. They taught him how to use them, and left for their castle for the night. Later that night, the man stared at the glass screen while smoking a cigar. He opened the lock-screen, went onto Tumblr, and searched his name. Big mistake... He sat back into his chair, blowing curls of gray smoke into the air. He chuckled at a couple of comments that people had left under some goofy fan-art... and that's when he saw it. He had nearly dropped his cigar when he saw a thread of fan-art of him shirtless. "They made me so hot..." He looked down at his stomach, and back at the fan-art which displayed a 6-pack. "They are so generous for giving me a fucking 6-pack... damn I got to work on this," (say it with me, Karl. has. a. dad. bod. THANK YOU.) He scrolled, seeing a few more pieces of fan-art of him shirtless but them he saw numerous NSFW fan-fictions about himself. Karl gasped, putting his cigar down and clicking the 'read more,' option. Soon it was midnight. And he had read so... so many fan-fictions about himself... His eyes were red and he had eye-bags under them. "Jesus Christ these people are fucking freaks," (this is a compliment i promise)
Beneviento: Donna is very confused at first at the concept of a phone and is the Lord that takes the longest to get the hang of it, but when she sees people calling her portrait (yes portrait instead of picture she calls it) beautiful she is instantly like ":o". She is very flustered, but goes through every single fan-fic, headcanon, and piece of fan-art that is under her name. She enjoys every bit of it. Cassandra, Bela and Daniela were very surprised when Donna told them she went through every bit of fanart, because it was nearly impossible. But Donna ate it up, feeling quite flattered and joyous. Angie did too, and after Donna showed her the fan-art about her, she was a giggling mess! Donna never expected to be called such positive names, and almost didn't believe it at first. Angie and the three girls reassured Donna though, and she eventually came around to use her phone. She eventually became dependant on it.
Karl Heisenberg is hot 👍👍
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Can you tell i gave up on the last panel? (Pink girl is my sona/me)
THIS. I NEED THIS. I LIVE FOR THIS. YESSSSS
Best Part Of Me || Karl Heisenberg ||
A/n: Now that I know his name, I can actually write about him. Now that I fought him and read is journal { damn they were sad } I can actually write about him.
This is also kinda tied to my sense’s story with Ethan! cause I love Ethan
Spoilers for the game: This takes place before and after the events of the game minus me changing a few things.
Prompts Used: “You’re the best part of me”
Tagged: @girl-obsessed-with-things. @themagpiewitchescorner, @cookieuwupanda, @luvley-shadow, @rosariia25, @screechinginthevoid, @primusk, @ceooflovingpizza, @kbenziepie, @mrsfullbuster500, @princessemily129, @turtl3-warr1or, @aiko-akina-writes, @hannahhobnob, @littlebatsimagines, @ktcat88mph.
All he wanted to do was drink, dealing with Miranda and Dimitrescu….well everyone was just getting on his nerves. Leaving the small village was easy enough though he always hated stepping in the city. To many scents tended to hurt his nose.
Slipping into the pub he slipped back into a darkened corner, once he ordered a beer for himself the man was about to settle in his seat until a soft laugh got his attention. Shifting his body, his eyes went wide for a moment as he took your appearance in. Now you were something, perfect body in his eyes and the smile…what a killer. Slowly licking his lips he made his way over to you, now you were different, different than the people of that dinky village so you must be a tourist.
“Hello…beautiful.”
Blinking you turned your attention to the voice, a lazy smile slipped on your lips as you spotted the man. He was tall, a lot taller than you not to mention the large hat he wore covered his face. Part of you knew he must be handsome and his voice, damn he must sound good in bed. Shaking your head you watched your friend slip out from the chair once they spotted someone else to talk to, the man taking their place.
“Beautiful huh? Got a name stranger.”
Slipping off his hat Karl looked you over, his arms crossing over your chest. “Karl.”
“Karl…that’s it?
“Christ..Karl Heisenberg.”
Laughing you sipped at your drink biting your lip. “See was that so hard?” you teased the man. “Y/n… Y/n L/n.”
“Well Y/n…since you look like a fish out of water, I’d be happy to give you a tour.” Giving you a wink, he placed his hat on your head as you slipped out of the chair.
“Perfect! I was waiting for a handsome tour guide.”
You never thought a week vacation your turn into you staying with the man for a year. What you thought would be a one night stand or at least a fling turned into something more. You found yourself really falling for the man and while he was cocky at first you could see he was hiding behind a lot of pain.
Karl Heisenberg never thought that he’d find himself falling in love, let alone someone normal, something not like him…not a monster. When he first felt the flicker of something he tried to push you away, god he tried but he just couldn’t. You were the first thing that made him something other than the hate and self loathing. He found himself spending less time with his so called family and more time with you.
So when you told him that you were pregnant he was excited, the man couldn’t have felt more happier. While he knew he had to keep the news away from them, he couldn’t let Miranda find out you were pregnant. He wasn’t going to let that bitch or anyone else take you let alone touch you or his unborn child or else all hell would break lose.
But then of course Ethan Winters had to come in ruin it, he was going to ask the man for help to take the bitch down but you had to walk in. Belly round with his child. He forced himself to not snap at you, you shouldn’t be here. It was too dangerous.
“Karl…this needs to stop…you need to let him go.”
“But he.” The man snapped turning to face you though his gaze softened as he noticed your cheeks stained with tears. “Y/n..please.” Ignoring Ethan he stepped closer to you. His arms slowly wrapping around your waist as he pressed his had to yours. “This is the only way to keep you safe…our child safe.”
“At the cost of what?.” Pulling out of Karl’s arm you watched as the man you knew as Ethan struggled to stand. “I’m not going to stand here and watch you get yourself killed, stand here and watch you use a child. Tell me…what would you do if you were in his place? Would you want someone using your child..” Letting your arms wrap around your stomach you glanced down refusing to look at the man. “What would you do if Miranda wanted our child Karl.”
Digging his nails into his palm, he took a small step forward then placed his hand on your belly. He didn’t even want to think about that, it made him sick to his stomach on what that woman would do.
“You’re the best part of me” He pressed his head against yours. “You gotta know that…” Sighing he turned to glare at the man, his lips raising into a snarl. “Get the fuck out of my sight before I change my mind, but you better hurry cause that bitch want’s your kid…that Rose is fucking powerful Ethan.” Tipping his hat to the man he wrapped his arms around your waist as he tugged you away from the baffled man.
Karl knew that the bolder punching bastard was around and he was positive that the bastard was going to destroy his factory so he wanted to get you out of here way before any of that shit happened. Not looking back the man easily carried you on his back, the man was thankful that one of those idiot agents left a truck behind. Glancing around the man watched as a large tree started to grow in the distance when he stole the damn car driving off, he only relaxed when knew he was far away from that damn village.
“Thank you Karl.” Giving him a smile you rested your hand on your stomach as the other grasped his free hand.
Snorting, Heisenberg gave your hand a squeeze. “Don’t mention it beautiful.”
Six years, Karl Heisenberg couldn’t believe that six years had passed since all that crap. Now living in the states the man was happy to put his fucked up life behind him. He was a father now and while he may have to hide what he could do from some noisy neighbors, it didn’t mean that he couldn’t entertain his kids. While he hated Miranda for what she did to him he still enjoyed seeing the smile on his children’s faces whenever he’d bend a piece of metal.
Relaxing on the couch he glanced over spotting his newborn son sleeping in his playpen. You must have been reading to the twins and he was sure the eldest, his five year old was fast a sleep. Titling his head up he watched you slip out one of the rooms, a yawn escaping your lips as you walked over to your husband.
Smiling you slipped into his arms, nuzzling into his neck. “Is he asleep?”
“Hmm, mean’s we can have some fun if you’d like.” He joked as his hand rested on your hips, you let out a laugh feeling his beard tickle your skin.
“As much as I’d love for you to ravage me, I’m just tired.” yawning you gave him a lazy kiss.
Returning it, the man gave you a nod as he held you closer to his chest. “Hmp…I’ll let you get some sleep then, you deserve it Y/n.”
Smiling against his chest, you let your eyes drift closed feeling your husbands fingers run down your back. Sighing Karl let his fingers play with your hair, you really were the best thing that happened to him. Thanks to you he felt happy, thanks to you he actually had a family that cared about him and thanks to you he was still alive because deep down he knew that Ethan would have ended his life.
“Hmp..” his eyes drifted towards the card lying on the coffee table, a picture of Ethan Winters with his wife, along with little Rose and a few other children. “I always knew he was a tough bastard…good for you Winters.”
Closing his eyes, Heisenberg smiled as he let himself fall asleep with his arms still holding you. “I love my family.”
WAIT I WANNA DRAW THIS--
HELP MY FRIEND THOUGHT HIS HAMMER WAS A SEGWAY AND NOW I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW HEISENBERG RIDING HIS HAMMER AROUND LIKE A STUPID LITTLE SEGWAY IM CRYING
If Ethan took Karl's offer to team up and defeat Mommy M:
I dont think Heisenberg really thought it through about using a BABY as a weapon
There's no hope for my posture, I will forever be a shrimp 🦐🦐
Hi! May I ask for Bakugou and Kirishima (either seperate or poly, you can decide :)) with an s/o who’s an artist, but since they tend to draw for long periods of time hunched over their desk/workspace and because of that their back and neck are often really really sore and tense?
Sorry if this is a strange request or anything! Love your writing so far and I’ve kinda been binge reading (?is that a term??) your work over and over
Aww, tysm! It makes me happy to hear that you enjoy my work so much, it's every writer's dream 💕. Anyway, I went ahead and did the boys separately, hope you enjoy!
Bakugou
-Is gruff about it, but he would tell you to take frequent breaks and stretch/do exercises to help your back and shoulder pain
-He’d be annoyed that he constantly has to remind you, but he would do it as often as necessary for your sake. He doesn’t like seeing you hurt
-Would often check in on you to make sure you’re doing what he told you
-You often catch him staring at you when you’re not working, watching for any telltale signs of pain or soreness so he can nag you some more about not taking care of yourself
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- You sighed, rubbing at your neck to soothe the persistent ache that’d settled there since that morning. You’d been working at your desk for most of the day, only stopping to go to the bathroom or to have a quick snack since the deadline for your latest project is tomorrow, and you’d be damned if you didn’t meet it.
-Bakugou usually stayed out of your way when it was crunch time for you, but today you kept hearing the pad of his footsteps in the vicinity of your workspace. It wasn’t annoying per se, but you wondered why he kept prowling around outside your room every half hour before disappearing without a word.
-The answer presented itself about an hour later, when your man strode into your room unannounced, his footsteps so light you didn’t even realize he was right behind you until it was too late. You yelped when he roughly shoved a neck pillow around your neck, pushed your shoulders back against your office chair, and scooted you closer to your desk.
-You looked up at him in bewilderment and he returned your gaze with his own exasperated stare. “How many times do I have to tell you to watch your posture, idiot? I should let your shoulders get stuck like that, and start callin’ you Hunchback,” he nagged. When he saw the warm smile forming on your lips, he rolled his eyes and turned to leave. That sappy look of yours was so annoying, all he did was give you a pillow! (More like it was so cute he couldn’t stand it).
- “Thanks, Katsuki,” you said, adjusting the neck pillow to your liking. He huffed in response.
- “I’m just sick of hearing you whine about how much pain you’re in,” he paused on the way out, “And you better be sitting exactly like that when I come back.”
- “Or what?”
- “Or I’ll glue your back to the chair!” he yells from down the hall.
-You just laugh, but you were sure to watch your posture from then on.
Kirishima
-Would try to fix all your problems if he could, so when you first complain about the pain, he would immediately try to come up with solutions. Stuffing pillows in your chair, different work areas, propping up your work so you don’t have to lean over the table, whatever it took to help you.
-Just like Bakugo, he would often remind you to take breaks or sit up straight.
-Would show you exercises you can do to prevent neck and shoulder pain and help your posture.
-He would often ask you how you’re feeling and gently express his concern if it seemed like your pain wasn’t improving.
-Massages ;)
***
-You felt Kiri tap your shoulder from behind as you leaned over your work and sat up quickly when you realized the position you were in. However, he wasn’t tapping you to remind you to sit up. You could tell he had something else in mind by the little excited grin on his face. “This should make you feel better for sure, babe,” he said, gesturing for you to follow him.
-And that’s how you found yourself face down on the bed (👀) with Kiri leaning over you, kneading your shoulders. He chuckled at your little sighs of relief, digging deeper whenever he felt a particularly tense area. He wasn’t very skilled, but with his strength and large hands, it didn’t take much finesse to ease your aching muscles.
-After several minutes of relaxing under his soothing ministrations, Kiri had managed to put you to sleep. You couldn’t help it, his murmured words of encouragement and comfort sent a cascade of tingles down your back as he rubbed your shoulders and neck.
- “There we go. All better now, right Y/n?” he asked with a fond smile down at you. When you didn’t answer, Kirishima called your name again. This time, he got a quiet snore in response.
-His affectionate smile widened, and he pulled the covers over you so you could enjoy your nap 💕
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Just say Bakugou and Midoriya
here, I did the shipping dynamic thingie
if you know, you know
POKEMIGOPS AU (POKEMON × AMIGOPS)
INTRODUCING, THE ELITE FOUR
.•°•°ELITE FOUR Sykkuno °•°•.
.•°•°ELITE FOUR Corpse °•°•.
.•°•°ELITE FOUR Rae °•°•.
.•°•°ELITE FOUR Toast°•°•.
TANGINA YESSS AJKSLALDLSL
helloo im not rlly sure if ur pure filipino or sumth, but can i req todork,baku and mido w a filipino/a s/o who cant stop swearing, like sometimes they’re sad they go “putangina..” or if they’re mad “PUTANGINA” AHAHAFAGDGHD TY 💕💕
filipino s/o that can’t stop swearing
character(s) : todoroki shouto, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku (bnha)
legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned
headcanon type : crack (x reader)
note(s) : NWNDNWKS i’m sorry that i didn’t write this right away i was occupied with school work >:T anyways, i’m half but i’m a lot more in touch with my filipino side 🧍 i haven’t been to canada in like,, 7 years. also, i do love swearing in filipino— but if my mom heard me say it, she’d get the broom stick 🧎♂️
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todoroki shouto
doesn’t know what you’re saying, but it sounds aggressive
he’s really interested in filipino though, especially with words that sound like “nagpagkakakakaka” not actually a real word but,, there’s a lot of words that sound like that
tries not to accidentally scare you, but when he does— he can’t help but be captivated by the way you immediately switch back to your native language
“tANGINA— oh, it’s just you shouto! you scared me”
and he’s just there like 🧍 i don’t know what that means, but it does sound attractive
also— he’d probably want you to teach him filipino, so that he could trash talk endeavor without him understanding.
“gusto ko sampalin yung tatay mo, shou” basically— ‘i want to hit your father’s face’
“oo syempre naman, mukha siyang panget” ‘of course— he looks ugly asf 😩🤌‼️’
and everyone around you is like 🤠❓❓❓ wtf are they saying
as much as shouto loves hearing you use your native language, he eventually makes a note to stop you when you start swearing especially in class
you know, just in case people DO know what those words mean 💀
bakugou katsuki
he finds it so funny when you get so mad, to the point you switch back to your native language
at first, he really didn’t know wtf you were saying— when you guys fight, and when you switch back to filipino, he gets so pressed and for what 💀
“speak in a language i can understand dumbass!”
but in reality— this is the only way you can intimidate katsuki, it gives him flashbacks of when his mom was scolding him 💀
not that he THINKS you’re his mom, but more like the anger levels are in the same wave length. he’d know that shit was going down when you started swearing in filipino
he’d know when to back down, and when people make you mad— he can only stare, shaking his head
“told you, you made them MAD MAD.”
teach him how to swear in filipino, and he’ll never swear in english/japanese ever again. it adds lots of spice when you swear in filipino
“tangina mo, icyhot.” (basically, fuck your mother)
“jusq— don’t say that to him.”
“guSTo Mo sApAkAn? HAh?”
in short, he finds it so entertaining when you start mouthing off in filipino, but he also knows when he should back off whenever you start
midoriya izuku
gets really scared when he first heard you mouth off in filipino. the unknown is scary after all.
i mean,, he doesn’t understand it yet, and by your tone, you’re angry! he just doesn’t know why you’re angry though.
he tenses up when he finds out that you’re actually swearing 🧎♂️
i feel like he learned a bit of filipino, just for you obviously— but he only learned the basics
so when he hears you fuming with anger, mouthing off in your native tongue— he scrabbles to fix everything
“c’mon everyone! they’re mad, we don’t want them to get angrier”
you taught him how to swear in filipino, but he says it at the most random times— he’s not even angry 90% of the time
oh, and he almost said it infront of your very filipino family 💀 rip.
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