I HATE THE BASILISK! I HATE THE BASILISK! I HATE THE BASILISK! I HATE THE BASILISK! I HATE THE BASILISK!

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Me and a friend are going on a road trip and one of our stops is Mount Rushmore so I can cuss out a giant statue of my least favorite imperialists, and I think it would be the funniest shit if we just forgot to go there

Today’s bear meme is!! This is a bear

An oldie, but a goodie! Very few bear memes are as iconic and timeless as this is a bear! It’s also VERY factually correct!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5!!! My only note is that the bear ears are not denoted as being where the love is stored, even though they are and that is where the love is stored

Oh! What the fuck?

AND I HAVE TO BE TRANSGENDER?!?!? This sucks...

Fantasy High: Junior Year | Unofficial poster

Character art by @caitmayart

​(Edit: made an updated version!)

the couple ever

rule

You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

txf textposts part 6