The Only Way To Be Immortal

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

You've been warned 🤷‍♂️

If this is true I really need someone to let me squeeze their boobs...as a friend 😂

Like NOW

But if I can't squeeze, tease and play I'm still happy to look at them feel free to show off😉

Damn I could really go for some bacon wrapped lamb hearts right now 🤤🤤🤤

Jurrasic park scenes that never made it into the film because they ran out of time 😆😆😆

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

There so much talent🙀😄😄

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

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