"my Child Is Fine" Your Child Was A Pleasure To Have In Class

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

I had this in my mind for days

During freshmen year, my friends and I shipped Cyrano and Christian from Cyrano de Bergerac.

Lovely, but now that I have matured into my junior year, I am seeing the truth in Cyrano x Christian x Roxanne.

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

I’m suffering because finals are coming up. But once school is over, I can finally do things that make me happy.

Like trying to cosplay Bubble from the Amazing Digital Circus. I have a terrible idea for it, but that’s what gets us through high school sometimes.

“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

Is the dude at least a little better than JK? It wouldn’t be hard.

I was on vacation on this island and during storms it would take us (the people I was with) to different universes. Well we went to a universe and I looked up Steve Irwin there and he didn’t exist. I burst into ugly tears and was inconsolable. Also Harry Potter was written by an man in the 30s.

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day