C.a. Cupid 🤝 Kieran Valentine

I wish she who became the sun had a movie or series so I could make edits I have so many in my head my fingers are shaking with the urge to create

Well well well

1. Val is an emotion WRECK like one of those people who cries about everything. He angry cries and happy cries and sad cries and cries for no reason

2. He definitely knows flower language and he uses it with bouquets and gifts for Spelldon but spells doesn’t know it and doesn’t even think about it so he’s just like “oh thanks Kier 😄” and never knows the secret message behind them

3. Valentine gets cold super really easy but Spelldon (being a grandson of Helios and all) is always warm so he just clings to him whenever they’re together. ESPECIALLY since Kieran can’t go into the actual sun

4. He CANNOT swim for the life of him

5. He can’t stay focused on one thing for long so he’s one of those people who talks with his hands and walks around while on the phone (which I think he does in WDGFIL but I haven’t seen it for a while). His leg is AGGRESSIVELY bouncing when he sits down unless he really tries not to. He always feels like he needs to be productive or needs to be DOING something and can’t just relax

6. He’s super impulsive and doesn’t really think things through when he does them.

7. he’s RIDICULOUSLY smart but he’s also REALLY DUMB. Like he is so good at ready people and conversation and people skills in general, and he loves biology (in canon) and the sciences and history and stuff, but he’s just completely clueless about life and small things in day to day life (he’s definitely killed a few house plants because he forgot they needed water)

8. He talks really fast

9. Since he doesn’t have to sleep he’s up all night just wandering or cooking

9a. I feel like he’d be really good at cooking but he cannot bake to save his life

10. He hates bugs and they freak him out. Every single one no exceptions. He physically jumps and scrambles away whenever he sees one. Spelldon thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

11. He counts in primitive Irish. It’s a thing that multilingual people count in their native language because it’s one of the first things you learn when you learn to talk.

don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again

I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine

CELESTIA LUDENBERG, GODDAMMIT

what to do when you have 4 different love spell fanfic ideas and no motivation for any of them

Kieran Valentine messing up era fashion and mixing them, or wearing something entirely wrong or outdated

One day, he wears a line of red lipstick down the center of his lips (because CA’s made him think it was acceptable). Spelldon has to be the bearer of bad news that no, it wasn’t a current trend, and no, people weren’t staring because they were into him

Kieran had been so disappointed (“what do you mean? You should’ve seen how much business this got me during the tang dynasty!”)

does anyone have the Chinese version of TGCF or a footnote or something, what characters does MXTX use for Fu Gu?

please remember that a ceasefire has not been reached yet and that israel's attacks have actually recently ramped up. people are also still being starved. combat this by donating to gaza soup kitchen

I don’t have many expectations of the monster high the movie sequel coming out but I need valentine in fancy clothes

i dont want to be masculine in the way a girl is masculine i want to be feminine in the way a boy is feminine.