Doot Doot

Dormant Predators

Demon!AU: Yoongi

Length: Halloween drabble - 546

summary: you and yoongi arrive home from a night out to a little surprise

warning: mentions of blood & death

“Baby please don’t be mad.” Your husband trailed after you as you walked into the kitchen, kicking off your heels and leaving them in the middle of the floor.

           You scoffed as you opened the fridge, not even hungry after the meal you just got back from to celebrate your three year wedding anniversary, but you needed something to occupy you so you didn’t strangle your husband and his stupid genes. “Don’t be mad? That’s all you have to say?” The fridge door slammed shut in your frustration and you turned to look at your husband.

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