Baby Goats

Pray for my girl coco she aint dead but she might choke if those idiots keep holding her like this

VIP ARE YOU OKAY????

Meliodas: Nice hands, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: Uh, thank you?

Meliodas: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Hawk: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Seungri: what happens to nitrogen in the day?

Seungri: it becomes daytrogen

Jiyong: .....I'm going to bed

Seungri: good nitrogen

Daesung: sleep tightrogen

♡ Series Masterlist

♡ Imagines Masterlist 

Demon!Tom Holland x Angel!Reader ↣ Heaven truly was a beautiful sight to behold, he would take pleasure in watching it burn. {COMPLETED}

♕Teaser ♕Prologue ♕Part 1 ♕Part 2 ♕Part 3 ♕Part 4 ♕Part 5 ♕Part 6 ♕Part 7 ♕Part 8 ♕Part 9 ♕Part 10      

Moodboards:  ♕1 ♕2 ♕3 ♕4 ♕5 ♕6 ♕7 ♕8 ♕9 ♕10

Mob!Tom x Mob!Reader ↣ Business before pleasure had always been her motto, even if that meant marrying the leader of a rivalling mob. {ONGOING: updates Sunday}

Series Masterlist

Moodboards: ♞1 ♞2 ♞3 ♞4 

Harry Holland x Reader  ↣ When an old flame’s name flashes up on your phone after months of not speaking, what other choice do you have but to answer his call? {COMING SOON}

☾ Part 1 ☾ Part 2 ☾ Part 3

180723 applemusic Instagram Story with Seungri

@taegdcl1018

Story Time

I have a story to tell, I was in seventh grade and it was the middle of the school year. He was my first Boyfriend everything was going well…untill he asked me a certain question. I was 13 at the time, i was on my loving room couch, it was arounf 9 pm on a saterday. We were texting and he asked me a question. He asked me if i could send him a nude, and he said that if i sent one he would send one as well. I was scared because i am very insecure aboit my body, so i lied and said that i was at my friend Rose’s house. He then asked when I would be back home so i could send him one. I said i don’t know. Everyday after that he asked if i could send him one, and everyday i lied to him. I was so scared to tell anyone, i was also scared that if i sent him one that when we broke up he would use it against me. Then one day my older sister asked to read our text messages i said sure. She saw what he asked and told him that she was her older sister and told him to never talk to me again and she broke up with him for me. After that day he never talked to me again but im so scared because i have to ride the bus with him next year and he might text me again. After that day i became super insecure about my body and cried everyday, one of my friends saw me crying and she asked what was wrong, i told her everything. I just really hope that iy never happens again, I’ve had one boyfriend after him and he dumped me on the last day of school in 8th grade. And I’ve been scared to have a boyfriend ever since.

And that was my story of when i was asked for nudes

And where i live it is illegal to ask or send nudes under the age of 18

Clone group chat

Fives: General Kenobi said you can smoke plants and get high I heard him for myself he scolded Commander Tano cause he said just eating the plants is safer guys wtf do Jedi do in that temple???

Wolffe: Fives… Fives… it’s… like tobacco??? Except it gets you high??

Cody: Oh my god that little hypocritic I’m gonna go yell at him he has like twelve joints in his bag at all times I stg he says they’re medical but I know he’s smoking up his room when he’s off duty I’m gonna go kick his ass

Five: ??? Medical???? They can be used for medical???

Rex: Please don’t he’s just trying to convince her not to murder her lungs this young and he’s right plz I don’t want to have to share my stash with her when her fine tuned senses realize I’m packing too 😭

Fives: MEDICAL????

Echo: Oh my god, Fives, they’re pain relief. He’s not technically wrong, him and Skywalker throw themselves in front of bombs on the daily they might actually be using them for pain relief.

Cody: The fuck he does he LIKES pain

Cody: Oh my god.

Cody: Oh shit.

Cody: Pkease don’t replete that SONT TELL HIM I SAID RHAT

Rex: Im havinfa heart attack oh my GOD Cody why not just tell us you dickin him regular it’ll save us all the pain

Cody: PLEASE STOP ITS AGAINST REFULATIONS

Fives: How is pain relief medical? Just??? Take a pain killer???

Echo: Why are you still focused on that oh my god it’s the CBD in them, it helps pain and anxiety, have you MET them??? They can use some anxiety relief.

Fives: what’s cbd?

Wolffe: cock and Ball dorture

Cody: WOLFFE NO

Rex: lollll

Fives: damn, I didn’t know that HELPED with pain owww

Echo: I’m not replying anymore until someone tells him I can’t

Echo: omfg bye