My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
I wasn't there to witness the glory of Treta Yuga ,
I wasn't there to witness the epic of Dvapara Yuga
But I'm fortunate enough to witness this day.
JAI JAI SHREE RAM 🚩 श्री राम 🚩
🌹🌹🌹
three roses means three lines 🤭
Tony could have so easily pawned Steve off on someone who actually knows what to do with kids, but he looked at Steve standing there, so small with his hand in Maria's and peering bravely up at him, and he couldn’t let him go. “Give me the damn kid,” Tony muttered, but now, with Steve barely strapped into the passenger seat, he thinks he should have just held his tongue and let Maria take Steve back to SHIELD. Sometimes he barely knows how to deal with Steve when he's a grown man in his twenties—what made him think he could handle Steve when his age is in the single digits? When Tony glances over at him again, he’s sitting still and quiet, looking out the window with his hands on his lap. Tony pretends it's his ego that won't allow him to actually take Steve back to SHIELD and not the sudden pang in his heart at the sight of Steve like this.
from a de-aged steve fic because it's high time i write one bahaha
I could make a serious Wicked review and talk about the vocals and the choreography and the costumes and the sets, which are all great, but this is tumblr, and I know that all of these aspects will not matter nearly as much as me reviewing the movie by how much gay subtext they put into it, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Elphaba and Glinda are either holding hands or have their arms linked for about 70% of this movie. Literally, after they officially become friends these girls are attached at the hip.
'What Is This Feeling?' remains about as gay as it usually is, but I will highlight that they lie awake at night thinking about each other which. I know what you are etc etc
The scene where they dance together is. I have no words. That was beautiful. Both actresses put so much emotion into the sequence. And there's a moment where Glinda puts her hand on Elphaba's face, almost like she's brushing away the tears there, and that shit made me cry as well.
'Popular' is insanely homosexual. There's a scene where they're laying down on the bed looking into each other's eyes, and Glinda shifts to basically be on top of Elphaba. My jaw was on the floor. Just lots of touching and Looks all throughout.
When they go to see the Wizard all that casual touching I mentioned previously is multiplied by tenfold, and there are several moments where Elphaba looks at Glinda for reassurance, which was very sweet.
'Defying Gravity' made me just as emotional as I knew it would. I do wish they had hugged but honestly with all the handholding and the staring into each other's eyes, and Glinda wrapping the cloak around Elphaba, they gave us plenty. Once again the acting caught me by surprise (specially from Ariana), both of them communicate so much with just looks.
Anyway my overall thoughts are, these bitches gay, good for them. They did not tone down the subtext at all (like I know some people were worried would happen), and while they didn't make anything explicit either (which I never expected them to*), I'm confident that both Cynthia and Ariana understood the assignment in regards to the kind of relationship Glinda and Elphaba have in canon, and that was enough for me.
*I will admit that a secret corner of my little lesbian heart hoped beyond hope that they would include the scene from the book where Elphaba canonically kisses Glinda (iirc it's supposed to be during Defying Gravity), but like, I always knew they wouldn't.
You guys don’t know many times I watched this video last night.
Bowing infront of the legend Ramdhari Singh Dinkar who reached the pinnacle of hindi poetry with “Krishna Ki Chetavni.” from “Rashmirathi”
Goosebumps guaranteed ~
Watch at your own risk.
I love that the fandom simultaneously agreed that Glinda would be the main character we'd traumatize and project onto
Like, wdym every single fanfic I read Glinda is the most mentally unstable person ever?
I love it
Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!
Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.
I genuinely wonder if that would turn out well. I feel like it's such an interesting premise though. Where do you reckon each character is from? Like Elphie comes from Ravka and is a Grisha or maybe she's from Novyi Zem and is secretly a Grisha. Maybe Glinda is from Kerch? And Fiyero from Ravka. I might actually write it when I find the time actually.
tw: self harm scars
idk, something that's been rattling around in my brain since an anon asked about it. i never could find a full scene to fit it into but oh well.
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Elphaba brushes a thumb over the scars, the catch of her nails against the rough, raised skin sending shivers down Galinda's spine. She holds her breath on instinct, anxiety tangling in her chest in a way that makes it hard to fill her lungs with air.
"You know," Elphaba starts, eyes still tracing the lines on Galinda's fair skin. "In some ancient Ozian cultures, scars were seen as a badge of honor. A signal to everyone else that the bearer was strong enough to survive something that could've killed them."
Elphaba glances up, her emerald eyes shining as the corners of her lips tilt into the gentlest of smiles. She keeps her gaze locked on Galinda's as she lowers her head to press her lips to the marks.
"I don't think you're disgusting, Galinda," Elphaba whispers, crawling back up the blonde's body to press another kiss to her lips. "I think you're a survivor."
I love your headcanons!! do you have anymore for these sweet girls 🥹 if not can you just do some for glinda/galinda?
Oh gosh, I've done so many gelphie headcanons I can barely remember them, so I'll take the easy way out and just do Glinda lol.
First set of glinda headcanons found here.
General
she's clumsy, not in a 'trips often' way, but in a 'bumps into the corners of tables enough times to have a permanent bruise on her side' way
also: her hand-eye coordination is shit
she tries hard to be timely and organized but forgets the little things like drinking water and eating meals
she's also easily distracted in a 'elphie holds her hand so she doesn't go darting off in crowded places' way
she's not big on exercising bc she hates sweating
her parents believed in corporeal punishment
she's scared of needles (hence her ears not being pierced)
she color codes everything
she's a bit touch starved
she loves the snow
she's a visual learner - verbal instructions go in one ear and out the other
she's really good at mimicry/impressions
she's a poor sleeper
she's terrible at navigation
if there were other languages in oz, she'd be very gifted at learning them
she's always been insecure which is part of why she relies on validation from others so much
AuDHD Galinda
she was a "late bloomer" in many ways as a toddler. her mom homeschooled her so she wouldn't stand out amongst her peers
she was a very quiet child
she rehearses conversations with herself
she learned pretty quickly how to stim in 'socially acceptable' ways
she's sensitive to texture & clothing, part of why her uniform is custom
she gets lost in conversation easily, esp if there's background noise
she became obsessed with learning all the "rules" for fitting in
she has echolalia (mostly internal, but occasionally out loud)
when she feels herself slipping in class, she'll pinch herself hard to give her brain something to focus on
sometimes the adhd part of her brain that leaves things messy or is impulsive or has time blindness conflicts with the autistic part of her brain that likes things organized and structured and planned and it's exhausting
she has rejection sensitive dysphoria!!
she feels really strongly about the idea of someone else feeling disappointed or let down
she doesn't have a strong sense of self
she has no idea what masking is. truly. no clue she's doing it
props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever