If This Isn't The Truest Think I Have Ever Seen

Maybe I just missed it because you can’t see everything, but… People.

It is canon that Aziraphale was a knight of the Round Table at some point, right? You do realise that this means that he had to interact on a daily basis with MERLIN?! You know, Merlin the magician who is, also canonically, the son of a demon? Also, immortal, if I’m not mistaken.

I mean, Camelot is always a weird place, but there is just so much potential for weirdness here!

Jar of Darkness

How come I haven’t upload this one on tumblr till now ??

It's very anxiety-inducing to see this post when you're 10 minutes into episode 9.

while watching love between fairy and devil

before the scene in ep9 : oh what a cute lil show

after the scene in ep9 : HOLY FUCK I WILL KILL AND DIE FOR THIS SHOW ONLY THESE TWO MATTER THATS IT NO ONE ELSE

I love this fandom so much! 🤣

This is what I love about Greek mythology

So im re-reading Greek Mythology, and I realised that Hades is a precious bean and all goddesses are more terrifying than every god put together.

Let me explain

1) The goddesses are the ones who do most of the cursing. No seriously, check. Goddesses are kinda petty

2) Hades names his dog a fancy word for Spot

3) Persephone once crushed a woman into a plant for saying that Hades loved her more. Thats why we have mint.

4) Hades is mythologically the most faithful one. He almost cheated a couple of times, but felt really bad and couldn’t do it

5) Aphrodite once flayed a woman alive because people thought she was prettier.

6) Hades kidnapped Persephone because Zues told him to. He literally has zero social or romantic skills, and fingers that big brother Zues, who’s courted hundreds of women would know a thing or two about wooing. Zues told Hades to kidnap Persephone.

7) Hades went to great lengths to make Persephone happy in the underworld. He even created a garden make of jewls for her. But when he realized she wasn’t pleased, he willingly let her go.

8) Artemis help deliver her brother

9) Hestia ate virgins who broke their vows

10) Zues is such a sleezbag, he blamed Aphrodite for all his affairs (with her being the goddess of love and lust and such). She and Hera did not take it well

11) Athena was born in full body armor.

12 ) Demeter tried to kill Zues for allowing Hades to take their daughter.

13) Demeter has a bleeding heart, but also murderd an entire army for trying to cut down a sacred tree grove

14) Hades my be intimidating with his helmet of terror, but Persephone had a man tourterd for all eternity for not taking no for an answer.

15 ) Artemis turned a peeping-tom into deer and lets him get eaten by his own dogs

16 ) Hades is the king of the underworld because he got the short straw.

17) Amphotrite is sometimes described as the sea herself. She’s drowed countless people.

18) Persephone is a proud queen of hell who has no problem with her job

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Now tell me he wouldn't do that

This is me

Listen up. I will put everything as a bookmark. A sock, a pen, a nail you name it i’ll do it but i wiLL NEVER EVER FOLD DOWN A CORNER OF A BOOKPAGE