NONE OF THESE ARE WRITTEN BY ME
flowers are a language of their own - @lightsoutletsgo
i'm not clingy, you're clingy (^)
little verstappen - @lxclerc
cat-quette - @charles-leclerizz
missed her too - @s1ipstream
THE birkin (^)
lover boy - @poetsblvd
falling for you - @astonmartingf
big baby - @youaresimplylovely
shoot an arrow through my heart - @shootingstar-scuderia
freckle kisses - @auggieblogs
she's mine - @sunny44
GQ couples quiz - @luvmali
possessive hand-holding - @coff33andb00ks
streaming - @foreveradreamaway
spooning at night - @maxlarens
random kisses - @dreamauri
part of me (^)
and they were roommates (suggestive) - @itsallyscorner
snippy tongue and all (tw: jos verstappen) - @imnameimswrld
timeless desire - @mrsfancyferrari
my priority (^)
anything - @oconswrld
drunked loyalty - @charlotteking23
boquet toss (suggestive) (^)
plain jane glory - @immoral-stranger
misunderstood hero with a heart of gold - @harrysfolklore
christ-max (^)
never a interriuption - @fastandcarlos
perks of the job - @verstappensrealwife
chicane - @postracehair
solace (tw: mentions of jos verstappen) - @adventuringblind
under the opulence (family issues) - @struggling-with-drivers
matilda (tw: jos verstappen) - @twirlyleafs
the mighty has fallen (but you'll rise again, love) (tw: mentions of jos verstappen) - @amaranthineghost
not over yet - @verstappenverse
lost in the spin (^)
at fault - @itsallyscorner
missed f(l)ight - @inkfablesandstories
don't let this darkness fool you - @uglyducklingofthe2000s
hope you're comfortable (^)
letters (tw: jos verstappen) - @leclarifies
the moment i knew - @vettelsvee
whiplash - @pucksandpower
use me - @fxrmuladaydreams
size kink - @baby-dr1ver
blindfold (^)
let me take care of you - @talkdutchtome
devil's advocate - @luvth0t
post race present - @emchante
you taste sweeter - @formulawolff
do not disturb - @thef1diary
viva las vegas - @monzabee
eating you out - @norrisleclercf1
his bookworm - @annewithaneofthegreengable
the biggest tease (suggestive) - @fastandcarlos
just hold on, we're going home (tw: jos verstappen) - @mv1simp
cuffing szn (tw: body dysmorphia & eating disorder) (^)
spare me your mercy - @uglyducklingofthe2000s
simply lovely (suggestive) (^)
existing love - @housepartyprotocol
pr issue (i fear this would be me as his wag) - @driverlando
out of time - @afterglowsainz
terrible two - @5sospenguinqueen
secrets, secrets - @racew1nn3rs
cinnamon girl - @youreverydayfangirl
that's that me espresso - @fangirl-dot-com
twin - @housepartyprotocol
starry eyes - @moviecritic
soft - @https-papaya
from the start - @landorris
so american - @yauchfilms
celebrations are in order - @cutielando
she's everything, he's max - @menagerofmischief
teddy bear - @astonmartinii
teacher's pet (^)
start of season drama two - @twirlyleafs
gold-digger two (^)
my love mine all mine - @dreamauri
little big fan - @thef1diary
mini verstappen - @multifandomgirl08
just a bestfriend two (smau) (the slowest slow burn to exist) - @f0point5
healing a heart i didn't break two three four five (smau) - @onlyangel4
world's biggest fan two (smau) - @astonmartinii
into the arms of another two three four (smau) (^)
Redamancy • (noun) The act of loving someone who loves you; a love returned in full.
Series Summary: What happens when your soulmate is a vampire that struggles to maintain a diet of trying not to kill you? Common sense says run for the hills, nothing is worth your life - but my heart is whispering why not, what’s there to lose?
Preface | Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four
Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten
Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen
Fourteen | Fifteen | Sixteen | Seventeen
Eighteen | Nineteen | Twenty | Twenty-One
Twenty-Two | Twenty-Three
[In-progress • New chapters drop on the weekends]
Add yourself to the taglist!
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teacher’s pet
babysitter duty
play date
pen pals
study bug
college
teddy bear
into the arms of another part two part three part four
worlds biggest fan part two
behind the camera
we don’t play about halloween
passion for fashion
bite the hand
big reputation | part two
all is fair in love and war
birthday wishes
the student life part one / part two
love languages
motormouth
cat mom
author
big girls do(n’t) cry
tight knit
friendship bracelets
you and me got a whole lotta history
angel baby, devil child
undercover verstappen
nonsense… or is it? | a very nonsense christmas
rookie love
a spoonful of sugar
cherry lip balm
i am the rockstar, girlfriend
witchy business
peas in a pod
southern charm
kiss it better
nothing good ever happens at the work christmas party
ric number three
cooking up a storm
rockstar
wedding bells
big apple lovin’
ultimate wing man
i don’t wanna be funny anymore
raw chemistry
doggy day care
get the bag
top secret
signed up for life
spice up your life
racing royalty
family ties
we never go out of style
final(ly) girl
summer breaking
opposites attract
lonely hearts club
suck up
team bonding
best friends 4 ever
frost bitten
dj got us falling in love
big time rush
loving on a sunday
head in the clouds
reluctant cupid
bad blood (lando’s version)
ballad of lovebirds and puppy dogs
just add water
george russell’s the type of guy
first impressions matter
always the ones you least expect
journalist
old money
are you going to be my girl?
falling for you
nine lives
guess who?
pick of the crop
brother’s best friend
mamma mia
no more ace to play
honey, honey
age of no regret
a wonderful thing
a very mamma mia christmas
if you need me, let me know, gonna be around
UNDER CONSTRUCTION AS OF: FEBRUARY 13, 2024
WORKS WITHOUT A LINK ON THE TITLE ARE YET TO BE UPLOADED !
REQUESTS ARE OPEN !
SMUT! [s] FLUFF! [f] ANGST! [a]
✧ PASSENGER PRINCESS [s]
in which charles tries to teach his girlfriend how to drive on her twenty second birthday.
✧ LUNA, SOL Y MAR [f]
in which carlos reminisces about your long relationship before he decides to propose to you. (inspired by the song, san lucas by kevin kaarl)
✧ BEGGING [s,smau]
in which carlos suffers the consequences of liking an influencer who is younger than him. (part two here)
✧ FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX [s,a]
in which lando is nervous to see how carlos will react when he sees him with you. (inspired by landon barker's song, friends with your ex)
✧ 4EVER [s,a,f]
in which lando finally comes to his senses after seeing pictures of ferrari's golden boy and you.
✧ JUST MARRIEDll [f]
in which lando accidentally gets married to his best friend in vegas! (this is the alternate ending to just married with oscar piastri; can be used as a stand alone)
✧ JUST MARRIED [a,f]
in which oscar accidentally get married to his ex girlfriend in vegas! (alternate ending with lando norris, just married ll)
✧ WANT YOU AROUND [s,a]
in which lewis finds himself falling in love with his fuck buddy. (inspired by snoh aelegra's song, i want you around.)
✧ BEAUTFUL [f,a, smau]
in which logan makes sure to never treat you the way you got treated before. (ft. oscar piastri)
more coming soon...
✧ ENAMORADO [f]
in which ollie finds himself deeply in love with his girlfriend and always doing little things for her.
more coming soon...
———————————— 🏎️🏎️ ————————————
one shots
blackbird - @scuderiahoney
“you’re a bartender at a mountain lodge. when danny shows up, you’re determined to keep your distance. It doesn’t really go to plan”
sweet like grenadine - @scuderiahoney
“you love weddings. however, you don’t love being stuck by yourself at a wedding, a plus one to a boyfriend who’s too busy for you. enter daniel ricciardo, your knight in shining armor”
call out my name - @theemporium
“in which you and daniel have always hated each other. but maybe that’s just an excuse to avoid how you really feel about each other”
never say goodbye - @goldenroutledge
“you remind daniel of who he is when he needs it most”
night changes - @formulawolff
based on the song night changes by one direction
got drunk on you - @userlando
“max comes for a visit before the race in monza and he fails to mention that he'd invited daniel along”
memories - @thef1diary
“daniel's return to redbull is not just a return to the team, it's a return to you but it just might be too late for that”
the end - @whotfwritesthat
“in which daniel ricciardo cries in the arms of his secret girlfriend after finishing his last f1 race”
of waning moons and eagle eyes - @scuderiahalf
“goodbyes are hard; for now, we can just stay here a while”
smau
lost cowboy hat - @f1version - smau
“you find a cowboy hat while you’re at a photoshoot, then the f1 fandom goes crazy on you because it’s supposedly daniel ricciardo’s lost hat”
one of the girls - @maplesyrupsainz - smau
“in which your new boyfriend is adopted into your friendship group as if he was one of the girls”
you lose some, you win some - @wcters - smau
“you and daniel’s life after he leaves formula one”
days like these - @maplesyrupsainz - smau
"in which you're so active on social media and your fans eat it up"
personal photographer - @fastandcarlos - smau
"when daniel’s feed suddenly becomes much more aesthetic, the fans are intrigued to find out who’s behind the sudden change"
the joker and the queen series - @agentstarkid - smau
“serendipity is an unexpected and very lucky finding, that is, a coincidence that fills us with happiness. serendipity in love implies the feeling that the universe conspires in our favor, bringing that special person into our lives at the right time and oh boy, did the universe send her everything she ever needed in the form of a 5'10" man with a built-in accent, a love for tim tams, adrenaline-fueled spirit and a smile that could light up a whole town”
*these are part of my fic rec masterlist, please note none of these are written by me and the author of each story had been tagged! check out my f1 fic rec masterlist for other drivers!*
"Lando was a little bit behind me." "I was a little bit behind. Alex was my hero."
Oscar Piastri
Love is tough, u make it easy @httpiastri
table for 2 @foreveralbon
U turn @norrizzandpia
lets have a baby
oscar's car
when is it my turn
she wears the pants, right
call me ur fool @userland
munchkin @lewisvinga
a little slow
my mistake
don't go there @uglyducklingofthe2000s
a piece of us
breaking fingers
a brothers friend of a friend
in a world of boys
falling for u @arieslost
flowers for her @alltoowelltom
make it real @formulafics
snooze @eatingaburrito
the enemy of my brother @sxcretricciardo
purity ring @piastrification
eye catching @nouvellevqgue
curiosity kills a cat
who told him to get jack'ed @httpsserene
self care @the-offside-rule
destiny @forzarma
fav nepo baby @starkwlkr
best big brother @faithshouseofchaos
always w u @gentlyweeps-world
Lando x Oscar
bad influence @planete777
slow and gentle @norrizzandpia
one each @changetyre
take care @scuderiahoney
3some @c0eu4
papaya sunrise @fxrmuladaydreams
masterlist @vivwritesfics
Lando Norris
caught @norrizzandpia
used
she doesnt know who i am
what r u doing up
flowers on ur hair @thisismeracing
papaya @vivwritesfics
reluctant cupid @astonmartinii
possessive @norrisleclercf1
strawberry @uglyducklingofthe2000s
ur teeth in my neck @ivyppoison
F1 Grid
look after u @disneyprincemuke
bitch im a mother @starkwlkr
Charles Leclerc
some extra goodies @chrisevansonly
koala
all the girls u loved before @uglyducklingofthe2000s
if u leave me, ur'e out of ur mind
vanilla ice cream
do something abt it
perfect strangers
numb
u make it too easy
sexy speed god bf
saw ur mom at the grocery store @love-belle
just kidding @sincerlyleclerc
i wasted half my summer trying to hold ur hand
remember
cant get u out of my head
whodunnit @hamiltvns
interview @hemmingsleclerc
sleepyhead @pucksandpower
here comes the bride @starkwlkr
i love my wife
if he wanted to
safety first
finance bro girlie @juleswrites223
time zones @drunkfrogg
possessive @vivwritesfics
4some
all for nothing @loonylupinblack3
Max x Charles
u are not the world champion @starkwlkr
masterlist @verstappen-cult
full of surprises @va1entinesg4l
── LET ME BE THE LIGHTER #MAXVERSTAPPEN
If you gonna set fire to the night Baby, let me be the lighter.
— THE DRIVER. MANESKIN
summary: max raced knowing he’d win. You raced as if you had nothing else to lose. That was something the fans of F1 had grown accustomed to since you joined. Being the only driver who could truly make the Max Verstappen break a sweat during this season, all the odds seemed to be in your favor during one eventful race where you could finally overtake him on the last few laps, breaking his winning streak and also —by consequence — yours and his peace in the near future.
OR : the one where you and max are mortal enemies yet the public loves you two so much you are forced to become a thing for the sake of viewership.
# GENERAL DATA :
⇢ max verstappen x fem! driver reader. fake dating au! enemies to lovers. slow burn with lots of angst, drama and some fluff (as well as a poor attempt at humor). charles leclerc x reader too (to an extent only. This isn’t a love triangle).
↻ : sns and written fanfic. this work includes lots of cussing, horrid humor, toxic parents, hate comments from the public, overall pressure from the teams and drama. in this fic, lewis has already signed with ferrari and the reader is the new driver for mercedes. SPECIFIC WARNINGS ADDED TO EACH CHAPTER.
↻ : taglist closed !
EXTRA INFO : this fanfic will be divided in acts, containing five chapters each. Once an act is finalized, a bonus chapter will be included or a new dynamic will be added to keep readers engaged so pay attention to the updates on the blog to see what will happen near the end of each act to participate!
TABLE OF CONTENT :
# ACT ONE —
[#001] : no peace for the winners.
[#002]: schatje.
[#003]: not a happy couple.
[#004]: this isn’t an apology.
[#005]: dyspnea.
#specialbonuschapter. ↻ dynamic one results.
# ACT TWO —
[#006]: the person behind the door.
[#007] : Blue blanket.
[#008]: picking up your pieces.
[#009]: four days late (four days craving you).
[#010]: the sky.
#specialbonuschapter ↻ dynamic two results.
# ACT THREE —
[#011] : orpheus and eurydice.
[#012] : betrayal.
[#013] : put on a show.
[#014]: from emma, with love.
↻ final poll : the decision is yours. vote here!
[#015] : finale : sweet dreams, tn.
— epilogue.
#taglist: @alilcloudy @chiliwhore @halleest @welovediaaxx @its-avalon-08 @hiireadstuff @prudyhoo @almostjollypizza @butterfly-lover @sunsshinesunny @tsukishitm-a @be-your-coffee-pot @bruhhhhhhhhehhhhhhh @ironmaiden1313 @indesicivelyconfuzzled @sargeantdumbass @asmoothoperator @brettlorenzi3 @lewisvinga @dr4g0ngirl @fruity-dirtbag @ladyladybuggg @woozarts @casperlikej @marshmummy @leclercdream @namgification @mellowarcadefun @c-losur3 @boiohboii @xoscar03 @theseerbetweenus @reidsworld @laura-naruto-fan1998 @sltwins @reyanfia @mvk1ma @softieekayy @entr4p3 @67-angelofthelordme-67 @dear-fifi @forza-dolce @chonkybonky @33-81 @lozzamez3 @ivyvlair @ssrcsm @spencers-bitch @idkkkkk9 @kuskumu @evie-119 @sltwins @ryanandshanearemydads @formula1mount @arian-directioner @jxnellat @landorris @folklorsweet @openthenyoor01 @booksandflowrs @vizzzashley @a-beaverhausen @whatislifebutlemons @4-20-21-12 @biitch-with-wifi @jehun @elliefindlater @bicchaan @whoreforeveryon @maximofflove @firelily-mimi @fionamiller123 @amberpanda99 @gracetifosi @honethatty12 @darkmoon1966 @brieflyclassymortal
A / N : this is a little idea I’ve been preparing for a while so I hope whoever reads it enjoys it 🫶🏻 • I will post whenever I’m done proofreading the stuff I already wrote so that means this fic has no fixed schedule.
𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝘂𝘁
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮 𝗔𝗨 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲
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Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine
Part Ten
Part Eleven
Part Twelve
Part Thirteen
Part Fourteen
Part Fifteen
Part Sixteen
Part Seventeen
Part Eighteen
Part Nineteen
Part Twenty
Part Twenty One
Part Twenty Two
Part Twenty Three
Part Twenty Four
Part Twenty Five
Part Twenty Six + Epilogue
summary; a series of written/smaus fiction of various formula one drivers based on releases of singer, lana del rey
f1 masterlist
norman fcking rockwell | daniel ricciardo pt 2
daniel proves that he is just a man and that’s just what he does.
the other woman | charles leclerc
after his engagement party, y/n realizes that she will always be the other woman.
ultraviolence | carlos sainz
carlos and y/n always find themselves going back to the same toxic relationship. no matter how hard they try, it just always felt like a kiss.
chemtrails over the country club | max verstappen
nobody’s son and nobody’s daughter finally find peace with each other after the toughness of their childhood.
carmen | lando norris
y/n was addicting to everyone, the boys and the girls. lando was just another one in her path to become ultimately addicted.
young and beautiful | oscar piastri
due to her pregnancy, y/n wonders if oscar will always love her, if he will love her after she’s had their baby, after she’s no longer young and beautiful
west coast | lewis hamilton
y/n leaves lewis due to the feeling of being held back from consistently traveling to his races, only to realize how much she missed him.
say yes to heaven | george russell
3 important times during y/n’s and george’s relationship where she says yes to heaven
margaret | alex albon
moments when alex’s knows that y/n is the one for him. when he knows that he will spend the rest of his life with her.
american | logan sargeant
y/n was never one to mess around and rebel against her parents, until she met a fellow american, logan
pretty when you cry | pierre gasly
y/n will always wait for pierre, no matter how many times he leaves her crying, she will always wait.
salvatore | esteban ocon
after living a life full of cold exes, y/n never expected to find her ‘salvatore’ during a summer in monaco
million dollar man | lance stroll
in the world of her million dollar man, y/n can’t help but feel like a lost puppy and stick out like a sore thumb leading to mess of jumbled feelings
born to die | fernando alonso
coming from two different worlds, two different generations with two different goals in life, fernando and y/n question if they were really born to die
⋆ ˚。⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚。⋆⋆ ˚。⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚。⋆⋆ ˚。⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚。⋆
note; i've been meaning to do this series since norman fcking rockwell lol, but it's finally here! it may take some time to do everything but bear with me! and which fic I post may not be in order as listed!!
NEFERASKINGDOM
Summary: Max and George show no signs of stopping anytime soon and poor y/n is stuck between a rock and a hard place. but soon things escalate when Max accidentally opens his big mouth.
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y/n_russell posted:
y/n_russell: Habibi come to Abu Dhabi✨
Comments:
user: SHE’S BACK, EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!! 🔥🔥🔥 user: MOTHER RETURNED TO THE GRID AND IT SHOWS. user: Abu Dhabi isn’t ready for her!! 😍 user: Not to be messy, but is that a bump or just the angle? 👀
user: Delete this before you embarrass yourself further. 🙄 user: You do realize that’s body-shaming, right? Yikes. user: Maybe it’s just the dress, maybe it’s none of our business. Either way—don’t. user: Imagine logging onto the internet just to get ratio’d in the comments. Couldn’t be me.
georgerussell63: Wow. 2 whole photo in front of Lewis’s garage? Feeling betrayed right now.
y/n_russell: omg george, do you want me to write "george is my favorite" on my forehead or something? relax. georgerussell63: I’m just saying, where’s the support? y/n_russell: maybe if your garage didn’t feel like the waiting room at a dentist’s office, I’d consider it. georgerussell63: That’s because we’re professional. y/n_russell: nah, it’s because you have the personality of unseasoned chicken. user: 💀💀💀 SHE CAME FOR HIS LIFE.
user: MAX. LIKED. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
user: Not Max creeping in the shadows like that. George, sweetie, you seeing this? user: Netflix doesn’t even need to make a script this season. The show’s writing itself.
landonorris: MOTHER.
y/n_russell: 🔪🔪🔪 user: The knives are out. Lando, RUN.
lewishamilton: Always great to have you around. Thanks for showing up and supporting me this weekend. Much love ❤️
y/n_russell: Wouldn’t miss it for the world, you know I’m rooting for you Lew! Big things ahead 💪🏽
f1teaspill posted:
f1teaspill: Okay, F1 fans, we’ve got a hot one for you! Max Verstappen and George Russell’s sister, Y/n, were spotted on a hotel balcony together, and it’s seriously got people talking. 👀 Y/n was supposed to be at a totally different hotel with George, so why is she with Max—especially with all the drama going down between them? 🤔
Is there something going on between these two? Or is Y/n just making it clear that she’s Team Max in this ongoing feud? You know we’ll be watching this one unfold closely... 🔥
Comments:
user: Yooo, what’s going on here?! Y/n is in Max’s hotel?? 😳
user: Is this a secret relationship or is Y/n just picking sides? I need answers!! 😬
user: So Y/n's team Max now? This is messy. 👀
user: Max and Y/n are lowkey dating and no one’s telling us?! I need the receipts ASAP. 😩🔥
user: Sis really out here with Max?? I can’t believe this. George is gonna flip. 😬
user: Okay, but like... is she betraying George by cozying up with Max right now? Or is she just done with the drama? 👀
user: Nah, this can’t be real. She’s out here looking all comfy with Max while George is literally her brother?? What kind of betrayal is this? 😱
user: Is this the kind of power move we’re witnessing?? Y/n dropping George for Max?? 🤯💥
user: Ok, but lowkey, I ship them so hard. Max and Y/n would make the hottest couple. 🔥🔥
user: No, fr. Max and Y/n are EVERYTHING. They look so good together, I’m lowkey obsessed. 😍👀 user: Can we just take a minute to appreciate how they’re literally radiating chemistry? I don’t care if they’re not dating—they should be. 😩💅
user: The way she’s just chilling with Max tho... George must be somewhere crying right now. 🤣💀
f1teaspill posted:
f1teaspill: “If it weren’t for the baby.” Three words that sent the paddock and the internet into absolute mayham today after Max Verstappen dropped the bomb during an interview. 👶💣
Fans are already in detective mode, dissecting every second of this wild moment. Whose baby? Is Max a secret dad? And what does George Russell have anything to do with it?
Interview Transcript:
Journalist: Max, earlier this week George Russell referred to you as a “bully” in his recent comments. Do you have any thoughts on that?
Max: (chuckles awkwardly) Well, you know, George always has something to say. I’m not going to get into it.
Journalist: But do you think his characterization of you is fair?
Max: (sighs) Look, I’m just here to race. I’m not interested in petty drama.
Journalist: It doesn’t seem like George is letting it go anytime soon. Are you planning to address it with him directly?
Max: (visibly annoyed) I really don’t see the point in—
Journalist: But isn’t it important to clear the air, especially since the tension is so public now?
Max: (snapping) If it weren’t for the baby, I wouldn’t even bother trying to make peace with him!
(A beat of stunned silence. Max’s eyes widen in realization.)
Journalist: The… baby? What baby? Max, can you clarify—
(Max mutters something under his breath and walks off, leaving the journalist baffled.)
Comments:
user: BABY???? HELLO? MAX, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
user: What baby, Max?! WHOSE BABY?! I haven’t been this confused since Abu Dhabi 2021.
user: Can someone please check if Max even knows what he said? He looked so panicked when he walked off.
user: “If it weren’t for the baby”??? Sir, we’re not in Panem; calm down.
user: Peeta Verstappen has entered the chat. Someone hand him a loaf of bread. user: Peeta Mellark walked so Max Verstappen could run user: I just KNOW someone’s editing Max into a Peeta scene as we speak. Can’t wait.
user: Okay but what baby would involve George? George is childless?
user: Guys, hear me out: What if Max is secretly dating George’s sister? That’s the ONLY way a baby ties them together. user: Nah, there’s no way. George would’ve punched Max into next week already. user: Okay but think about it. Max. George’s sister. A baby. Uncle George. THIS IS LORE. user: I’m just saying, George’s sister has been looking very glow-y lately… 👀 user: Not a theory, just facts: Max is babytrapping George into a truce. 💀 user: Wait... isn’t George’s sister in Abu Dhabi right now?? 👀 user: omg and they were seen together on his hotel balcony jskjsk user: I’M SCREAMING. THIS THEORY IS TOO GOOD. user: Max... the man, the myth, the secret brother-in-law.
user: F1 fandom today: trying to figure out if Max has a secret family or if we’re all just collectively hallucinating.
user: Bro, if this is true, Netflix better dedicate a whole episode to Uncle George. user: “If it weren’t for the baby” is my villain origin story now.
user: GUYS. What if Max meant baby as in, like, his cat or something? We’re spiraling.
user: Okay but why would George care about Max’s cat?! Use your brain. user: Honestly, the only thing that makes sense is Max dating George’s sister. Uncle George confirmed. Case closed.
user: Y’all, the way I will actually SCREAM if Max and George’s sister are together. This is better than any race drama.
user: Max Verstappen?? A baby daddy?? In THIS economy??
user: Everyone’s fighting over the baby, but I’m just here wondering how Christian Horner is gonna spin this in interviews.
user: Plot twist: The baby is Christian Horner’s with Toto 😭
user: STOP. This is the most chaotic F1 season ever, and I love it.
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