I don't like winter very much❄️✕_x
WHAT IS THIS FROM?
shoes weren’t necessary
Hi part 3
the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me
It actaully makes me so pissed when I'm tryna have a convo w somone n they leave me on seen like mf text me or I will be inside your fkin walls
i hate being the bigger person why cant i say why are you being mean to me and burst into tears dramatically
Me in 2009, 15 years old: CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE, wow such a wacky short about a killer llama, I'll be quoting this for years to come. Hillarious!!
Me in 2025, 31 years old:
I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS MADE OF MOONLIGHT
[ID: reaction image of a simple cartoon of a person huddling on the floor crying, the tears becoming a small puddle they are laying in END ID]
my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"