My Head Hurts :( Which By The Laws Of The Land Means I Must Kill Myself

Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

the Blasted Trio playing scrabble. don’t ask me how anya is managing but feel free to hedge your bets on who wins (if anyone)

jimblasted au belongs to @linkcharacter 💗

(roleswap au)

in the mcr sketch on snl hes reading jthm for one frame btw if this matters to anyone else

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

Hooray 2nd post!! : D

Just a selfie showing off my swag asf Happy bunny shirt I just got *_*

I want white hair 😞

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

strikes a cool pose for no reason

llamas with hats swap au but their reactions to the Atrocities don't change.

Paul: Oh God I killed a man...

Carl: Look, Paul, this one's on me. I really should've told you that the plumber was coming.

Paul: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest!

Carl: Yeah...yeah that kills people...hey what happened to his hands?

Paul: ...

Carl: Hey, what did you do with his hands?

Paul: ...I cooked them up. And ate them.

Carl: ...How'd they taste?

Paul: "How'd they taste"?!?!

Carl: Like, sweet, savory...bitter....I can't list all of the flavors off the top of my-

Paul: I mutilated and ate a person and you're asking how they tasted?!

Carl: Well, I never had hands before!

Paul: CARL.

Carl: I want to try one day! Expand my palate!

Paul: CARL!

Carl: We have similar tastes, so I want to know if its worth my time!

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