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they fucking ruined the word minion. the whole word, ruined, forever. they spent a billion dollars to change the meaning and ruin the word forever. there should be a class action lawsuit

Amazon finally delivered!

Breakfast with friends!!!

I KNOW I JUST CAN'T GET THIS HEADCANON OUT OF MY SKULL 😿😿

I have a LWH headcanon where Gronus(yes the llama who was featured only once in a ad) used to be Carl's original roomate before Paul. I have 0 evidence to back it up but again it's a headcanon and Gronus is awesome; also Carl hated him and ended up killing him

PIIIIIIIN, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!

Oh my God WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CARL'S... THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE FOREST OF JUST HIM

literally saw paul with a telescope tonight bru

Observations from the mouthwashing fandom

I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul I love feminine paul

This is my human Paul design, I not too good at drawing masc characters so he looks very fem but honestly that kinda matches the series anyway

I might try to make a bit more masc later on. Though I’m not even sure if this is going to be my official human design I might just scrap it tbh.

Also don’t flame me for the Gacha hair they don’t have much good curly options..

I also head canon my human Paul to wear jewelry, so that’s why he got earrings on. Hehehe

In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

Some Mouthwashing Works.