I’ll Never See That Girl Again, He Did It As A Gag / I'll Pine Away Forevermore For Andrew In Drag

llamas with hats swap au but their reactions to the Atrocities don't change.

Paul: Oh God I killed a man...

Carl: Look, Paul, this one's on me. I really should've told you that the plumber was coming.

Paul: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest!

Carl: Yeah...yeah that kills people...hey what happened to his hands?

Paul: ...

Carl: Hey, what did you do with his hands?

Paul: ...I cooked them up. And ate them.

Carl: ...How'd they taste?

Paul: "How'd they taste"?!?!

Carl: Like, sweet, savory...bitter....I can't list all of the flavors off the top of my-

Paul: I mutilated and ate a person and you're asking how they tasted?!

Carl: Well, I never had hands before!

Paul: CARL.

Carl: I want to try one day! Expand my palate!

Paul: CARL!

Carl: We have similar tastes, so I want to know if its worth my time!

Carl made a friend

He's the type to make an entire Google slideshow on how he can do no wrong and that he has good morals (it's the crappiest thing you will ever see)

throwback to when i was fixing up some fan wikis and i found this one and i thought it was so funny that i had to leave it like that. carl definitely wrote this

Princess Caroline?!

lps #2851

Listening to shitty music while trying to fall asleep to the bluelight on my phone

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

I get so much dopamine from this app it's unreal

Twist and Shout. The Twisted Twister, the twisted cycle path. His twistness.

Future breeding Rooster, there are some things I dislike about his type and comb but it's his goofy nature and robustness that appeal to me

Oh my God WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CARL'S... THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE FOREST OF JUST HIM

literally saw paul with a telescope tonight bru

had this idea while waiting for the gummies to kick