IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHIT POST
this dub is hilarious.
reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
Ineedmoreofthis
i like to think that these two would get along if not for the circumstances
Edward: God give me patience. Roy: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.' Edward: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"
AU where some xerxes ruins get found by people before Plot and hohenheim walks into an obscure museum exhibit on the lost country of xerxes with new archaeological finds from a desert expedition and appears to mutter to himself for ages wandering around the hall before going "excuse me miss. you found my friend's favorite vase but appear to have put it together wrong"
i would add to this but frankly it is already perfection. van walking relic hohenheim politely puts his hand up at the back of the guided tour like "i fully understand how you ended up interpreting it this way but actually you've got the market on the wrong side of town. i can draw a map?" he adds like that's even the main problem here. security is uncertain what to do about him. as is the poor hapless research team, who are torn between potentially having a primary source to cite at the risk of the entire field calling them frauds
an accurate description of reiner braun